Could You Imagine How Much Neil Josten Chirps Once He Gives Up The Wholeim Not An Instigator Facade?

could you imagine how much neil josten chirps once he gives up the whole ‘im not an instigator’ facade? like the money i would pay to hear him mic’d up during a game

Neil: *enters the room* h-

Andrew:

Why are we sleeping on this?

Naruto conspiracy theory: jiriya

Yes

Okay i see all of your ship dynamics posts, i do.

Most of them i have fallen in love with

But one, i don't if anyone's done it or not but one i haven't seen is the one where person A is secretly pinning from afar thinking they'll never notice me.

And person B has noticed them but is taking way to long to make a plan to talk to them because it has to be perfect so there's no chance of them being rejected.

Bonus

Person A: a huge ass nerd

Person B: that popular person literally everyone knows

Pffft-

I had this image in my head of like an artist sasuke who's like losing inspiration so he like goes to the zoo (mostly because Jugo works there and he suggested having a different variety animals/landscapes might help) so he gets in and goes to a couple of exhibits be for he gets to the foxes and he sees naruto messing around with them who also works there ( idk hows zoo's work so maybe he's feeding them lunch or socializing them?) And he gets his inspiration back (ta-dah?)