Naruto Conspiracy Theory: Jiriya

Naruto conspiracy theory: jiriya

Ok but I just had the most chaotic thought...

So Aaron miraculously discovers he's half an inch taller than Andrew, and bOY DOES HE RUB IT IN!

"How's the weather down there?"

And Andrew is just silently infuriated. Like, that little BITCH—

The rest if the foxes think it's hilarious.

So one day Neil comes home, and Andrew's just in the livingroom doing squats angrily, and Neil loses it.

"What are you doing?"

"GETTING TALLER, FUCK OFF!"

Neil is like,, dying. "Y'know squats make you shorter, right?"

Andrew freezes. "That little bITCH—"

(Nicky told him squats would make him taller because he thinks it's hilarious.)

naruto: sasuke is my bf

sakura: best friend or boy friend?

naruto: yes

neil, on the weekly foxes zoom call: andrew got so bored during quarantine he made a paper machete

nicky: dont u mean paper-mâché?

neil, watching andrew pretend to stab sir off-camera: (tiredly) no

could you imagine how much neil josten chirps once he gives up the whole ‘im not an instigator’ facade? like the money i would pay to hear him mic’d up during a game