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Even the slightest chance of a problem: exists

Neil:

My favorite pass time is too compare elementary school crushes to how Andrew acts with Neil

I know this is random but neils most likely never seen the Adams family and know Andrew it's something that is a must have before he can he even consider saying they're dating. Andrews seen it a enough times to where even if he didn't have eidetic memory he could voice perfectly without any help, so he just watched Neil react to it and it's one of the greatest thing hes witnessed to this day. Neil fell in love with it and Andrew fell even more in love with Neil

A 6 foot, very strong mafia man known to kill, torture and maim anyone that gets in their way without hesitation: *says crap about neil and/or andrew*

Both neil and andrew the least most imposing, midgets one could meet with no one in major crime syndicates that they could call on for help without that syndicate get backlash: listen bitch....

The foxes: omg Neil's so precious and he's had such a hard life he most be so broken We should help him

Neil: PTSD is just spicy nostalgia

Andrew: but that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you

Neil:

(This was in my darfts and i wrote it a while ago, enjoy?)

Hi random thought!

What if Andrew has a whole fuck'n album of pictures dedicated to Neil, he also has screenshots of texts that meant the most to him. Not only that but what if Andrew kept voice mails from Neil to listen to when they're at different games and have to stay in a diffrent state. And this stuff isn't even anything monumental it's just random shit Neil's sent andrew like a picture of one of the cats face covering neils mouth and only showing his eyes.

One time for Andrew's birthday neil sent him a voice mail of him tiredly sing happy birthday and he just passes out and the voice mail ends.

Another is of him try to say good luck untill of of his teammates interups thinking it's his girlfriend and then the team joining in.

Neil sends random close up pictures of the cats to piss him off and Andrew retaliates with badly taken pictures of himself until neil responds with 'that's not fair'

Okay I get that neil is like big dumb but I also doubt he's as weak as people make him out to be.

Like yes the boy probably can't figure how to put a phone number in his phone. But he could probably all of the inner workings of the gun your holding.

Yes boy has little to no knowledge about about biology but you bet his street smarts could and have saved his ass.

Yes i know he's a dumbass who got mouthy with the mafia but with how much shit they had put him through my smartass can't really blame him and honestly I would have died way earlier.

Neil: *enters the room* h-

Andrew:

Can we talk about how once everybody leaves neil is just gonna go like hobo man again, like the only time he gets hair cuts are when andrew or Alison made him. I also have the feeling Neil's hair grows really fast. I also have the feeling he'd be one of those people who are like my roommate left me alone so I bleached my hair.

My favourite fictional sport man 😤😤