This Is Me If You Would Pick Me Up :]

This is me if you would pick me up :]

Not like anyone ever will be able to since i weigh the same as a fucking truck.

I'm not a big girl I'm a colossal girl, Jabba the Hutt level, I'm so gross like ew 🤢

Everytime I look in the mirror I expect it to break, shrek style.

If I had to describe my body I would say Jabba the Hutt meets Jon Brower Minnoch.

It might take a while but if they can you can too

This is so accurate

(He is not middle-aged and I can never think of anyone else but him, he makes me the classical teen girl with a crush)

Also my BF (????(I have no idea what we are)) like does not text me like ever, or as he does but not often, and I'm getting desperate I mean I'm totally completely obsessed with him like how can I get through this??? Because he is so amazing and wonderful and kind and everything like that!!!

I live him so so much!!!

But my mind sometimes wanders like what if he has a girlfriend that lives close to him? Or what if he just isn't interested in me anymore???

Like I can literally send him spicy pictures AND GET NO REACTION!!?!?!??!?!?!

Like WHATTTT

If he did that to me I would melt and die...

And before all this if I told him "Hey I'm ĥ°řn̈ƴ" he would at least react!!!

Like I can send him pictures of my 🐱 with 0 reaction!!!

Anyone have any advice???

female routine

This.

This is how it feels to wake up from a dream where you had a child.