While The Fandom Likes To Agree That Mammon Befriends Crows, I Like To Headcannon That He's Dire Enemies

while the fandom likes to agree that mammon befriends crows, I like to headcannon that he's dire enemies with them.

Like, he would even avoid particular fractions of the devildom since crows can recognize the profiles of demons who provoked them. If he had forgotten to not go down a certain route, he would easily remind himself to not take a short cross across the park after being greeted by a mob of disgruntled crows nipping and tormenting at him. When you go to ask why they're so irritated by him, he gives a curt answer by stating that he knocked one of them out of the sky when he noticed it was carrying something shiny.

CERAMIC LIPS — just a little drabble of what it would be like if kirishima was into pottery.

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. kirishima eijiro x reader

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. gender-neutral, high school au, no quirks au, fluff, not proofread so beware

kirishima eijiro, the quiet boy in your 6th-period ceramics class.

he has loud buddies, though. you recollect on the time you saw a blonde boy with yellow eyes leap onto his back, closely being pursued by a black-haired boy with awful posture and piercings, and the blonde-haired boy with crimson eyes and a frown craved on his face. you already knew his name from all the times your science teacher seated you two together for a project. you guys work together well she would say.

in here, however, kirishima is all straight face and silent since his friends aren't here to deflect. you know he's mrs urumi's favorite, she's always gloating about his works or peaking over his shoulder.

you didn't want to select ceramics as an elective for your second semester, but since you waited so long your only options were photography or exploration of ceramics. without delay, you picked ceramics.

kirishima was advanced in ceramics, always modeling extract sculptures or heads with intense care. he always looked so in love with his final productions.

while spinning your grossly saturated clay on your potter's wheel, you green-eyed him. you weren't confident if your jealousy was bred by noticing how elegant and diverse his creations came out while you only knew how to make a cock-eyed teacup, or how he cradles the life-size head so gingerly while enhancing details on its gray lips. His crimson eyes possess so much tenderness and warmth in them.

so much love and...

and your feet slowly add more pressure on the foot pedal the more you gawk at him. eventually, it builds a lanky, clay tentacle that was spiraling from the acceleration of the wheel it dangled on. the clay tentacle sprinkles portions of itself onto other tables —causing them to groan in annoyance— and attaches slivers of sludge onto your apron.

your teacher shrieks, yelling at you to stop the wheel, jerking you out of your trance. you lifted your foot from the pedal and watch your limp, mud tentacle slowly swirl to a break.

the girls in the corner giggle at you, though they're the ones all blemished in scars of clay. you feel the temperature rise in the room when you sense a pair of red eyes flick at you. Maybe photography could've fitted you better than this shitshow.

unbeknownst to you, he grins and continues working on his piece. he might look like he's in love with his work, but this personal piece has his heart beating out of his chest.

when you dubbed Mammon as cute that one time, he'd sneered, crossed his arms, turned his rear so he can't face you and informed you that you were being stupid again, but internally, he's.

gojo was definitely one of those boys in high school who got a perm thinking that girls would like him better

DIRTY — do they wash their hands after using the restroom?

𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐅. men are dirtier than girls. In fact, a 2009 study shows that "only 31% of men and 65% of women washed their hands after using a public restroom" (Heather Timmons). So with that said, who doesn't wash their hands?

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. mha x reader, demon slayer x reader, jujutsu kaisen x reader, haikyuu!! x reader, attack on titan x reader

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. I’ve not finished reading the manga of the fandoms except for MHA & AOT, so with some characters that I am not familiar with, I won't include them because I want to be as accurate as possible (perfectionist, much?), but besides that, it’s just crack

𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄,

ALL OF AOT CAST (was germs even discovered? lol), shigaraki tomura, mahito, inosuke hashibira, bokuto koutarou (bitches be like '😚☺ I wanna hold hands with bokuto' until)

𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐈𝐌,

ITADORI YUUJI, KAMINARI DENKI, HAIBA LEV, TANAKA RYUNOSUKE, atsumu miya, hinata shoyo, gojo satoru, terushima yūji

𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑,

DABI, nishinoya yū, atsumu miya, kaminari denki, todo aoi, kirishima eijiro, tetsutesu tetsutesu, monoma neito, mad dog, kōrai hoshiumi, toji fushiguro

𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐑, 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐏,

shinso hitoshi, giyu tomioka, suna rintarou,

𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝟐𝟎 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐒,

HAWKS, KENMA KOZUME, kageyama tobio, endeavor, tengen uzui, sero hanta, oikawa tooru, keishin ukai, aizawa shouta, yamamoto taketora, nanami kento

𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋,

TENDO SATORI, OSAMU MIYA, KUROO TETSUROU, tanjiro kamado, midoriya izuku, geto suguru, kita shinsuke, zenitsu agatsuma, megumi fushiguro, sanemi shinazugawa, kyojuro rengoku, senjuro rengoku, shinjuro rengoku, sugawara koshi, kamo noritoshi, yamaguchi tadashi, tsukishima kei, sawamura daichi, iwaizumi hajime, asahi azumane, wakatoshi ushijima, akaashi keiji, panda, iida tenya, todoroki shoto

𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄,

KIYOOMI SAKUSA, BAKUGO KATSUKI, muzan kibutsuji,

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bonus:

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐆 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐖/ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐏 💀

ITADORI YUJI, NISHINOYA YŪ, TOJI FUSHIGURO, DABI