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the school year ends and if mc can't come back......
MC: He comes with me
Cue Mc putting Mammon in his suitcase as an illegal immigrant.
If mammon don't got anyone to hype up his good points then I, mc will more than happy to do so. I'll even make sure to shower him with love but not the others.
MC definitely canonically hypes him up a lot too....or at least they get the option to do so quite often?
Yesterday I uploaded this speedpaint of YouTube and of course, as the title says, I've imitates the "Bocca Della Verita"s character and drawn Satan because I felt that he went along well with the song due to that some parts of the lyrics ("I hate you" "Without you I would be nothing") align with his hate towards Luci.
I've inspired myself on a post I've found on Instagram on which the same 'parody' was made, but with Levi, but I felt like it would go better with Belphie or Satan and I ultimately chose the latter, bc, avatar of wrath :)
I hope you all enjoy it ^^
What do y'all think if I do the PV with these same drawings?
After a while I stopped playing obey me as I just couldn’t keep up cause the story was too far ahead. But I still love this man <3
the perfect man doesn’t exist-
mammon: mc?? they’re nothing special just a human i hang out with sometimes?? i dont even like them that much??
mammon as soon as mc walks in the room: omg???? mc???? 🥺🥺 its been so long since i last saw you??? 🥺🥺🥺 i missed u so much????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 (it has been less than three minutes since they last saw each other)
the brothers: mammon is gross and stinky and we Do Not Like Him ™️
some random low level demon: yeah he’s a fucking loser lmao
the brothers: how dare you?? that’s our beloved second born??? im going to strangle you like belphie did to MC in lesson sixteen???? >:(((
the brothers: mammon is a scumbag
MC: kys lol don’t talk about my meow meow like that
the brothers: ??? excuse me????
MC: i said what i said.
MC: he’s my meow meow 🥺
Mammon: MC!!!!1!1!! 🥺🥺
the brothers, who did not want to hear that:
Satan, who especially did not want to hear the words meow meow and mammon in the same sentence:
mammon: its women’s history month ur not allowed to be mean to me
the rest of the brothers: ur not a woman????
mammon: yeah but MC said i was their babygirl
mc:
mc: yeah i can confirm that
the rest of the brothers:
the rest of the brothers:
mammon: MC is alr ig? they’re pretty okay for a human but they’re still human ://
also mammon: *gets a text from MC*
(is giggling, kicking his feet, twirling his hair, singing disney love songs, smiling uncontrollably, rolling around, shaking uncontrollably, foaming at the mouth etc)
being mentally ill is great actually bc my internal world is so real to me which means me smooching mammon is canon irl in a way
be the delusional bitch u want to see in the world 🙏🙏🔥‼️😤😤💯💯💯
NIGHTBRINGER JUST CAME OUT IM FUCKING SCREAMING
cats: meow
dogs: woof
mammon obey me: hey hey hey ore-sama sanjou
mammon: i would only make a pact with someone special to me, and even then only to one person for my entire life. pacts are a big deal and i wouldn’t want to make such a big choice so half heartedly.
also mammon: PLS PLS PLS GIVE MY CREDIT CARD BACK ILL DO ANYTHING PLS MY GOLDIE YOU WANT A PACT SURE JUS GIVE MY BABY BACK TO ME ☹️☹️☹️🙏🙏😦
mc: im having a great day! :)
mc, who walks in on mammon making out with goldie [the fucking credit card]:
mc: when is it my turn to be happy.
mammon: MC would you still love me if i was a worm
MC: ofc id even make you a little worm terrarium so you had a nice and safe little worm home :))
mammon, whispering to himself: love is real.
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP WHO HURT MY BABY?!!?
but like ive deadass never seen this dialogue i didn’t know it existed ??!
@still-a-morosexual-help ur the om expert pls help have u seen this before did i do something wrong why doesnt he love me anymore /j
the brothers: it’s obvious you have favorites, mc. ://
MC: what are you talking about?? i love all of you equally, mammon or nonmammon :)) <3
200 FOLLOWERS PROMPT LIST AAAAAA
Holy fucking shit i did not expect this ! thank you so much?? As a thank you im going to do a little dialogue request thing because A) tysm and B) I need to get used to writing requests.
Okay, so this is how it will go:
Choose an obey me character, a genre (fluff, angst, suggestive, etc.), the nature of the relationship between you and the character (romantic, platonic, familial, sexual, etc.) and a prompt number. Send an ask (anon or not idc) with all three and I’ll write it!
Please do this if it flops I’ll be humiliated. 😭 🙏
I write for all shown characters except for Thirteen, Mephistopheles, and Raphael! Also anything with Luke will be platonic if it isn’t obvious already.
im pretty sure these r tumblr prompts but I got them off Pinterest so idk ☹️☹️ lmk if you know who these are from!!
hii a have a ask!! prompt 44 with mammon, fluff!! i can imagine him being a little confused on how to act now that he’s a father but being so happy, so that one is perfect!!
200 followers prompt list!
I apologize in advance I didn’t see the pregnancy prompt in there 😭 I can’t write pregnancy so I put a twist in it!
Mammon x GN! Reader (not specified amab or afab either bc like i said no actual pregnancy it’s a credit card)
Prompt 44: “You could try and sleep it off?”
“I don’t think that will change the fact that I’m carrying your child, sorry.”
You haven’t been feeling well, recently.
Your head is constantly pounding, irritability has become your best friend, and you cry over the smallest things, much to your chagrin.
Mammon, of course, has noticed. He always notices when it comes to you. At first he assumed it was just a bad day, but a bad day turned to bad days, and bad days turned to bad weeks. He’s worried, to say the least, and so he tries to confront you the way he knows best. Obnoxiously and annoyingly. (A few weeks from now you’ll cry over thinking this about your first man. How could you ever think Mammon was annoying?)
“Oi, human!” He starts to stalk over to you, casually yet with a slight urgency that you’re usually able to catch.
You don’t catch it.
You turn rapid fast and send him the most withering, venomous glare you can muster. You think you succeed in whatever you were trying to do, because he stops in his tracks.
“What, Mammon.”
The faux annoyed expression melts off his face and transforms into a mixture of surprise, confusion, and mostly, worry.
“What’s up with you?” A soft murmur as he goes to sit beside you. You melt into him and feel horrible for yelling at him; your eyes start to glisten.
“Nothing. Jus’ tired. Haven’t been feeling well.”
He places a comforting hand on your back, rubbing soothing circles and subconsciously hushing you. “Think ya’ could try and sleep it off?”
You glare. This dumb bitch. “I don’t think that will change the fact that I’m carrying your child, sorry.”
“Wh-whaa!?” Mammon is thousand of years old, but that still doesn’t stop the shock that floods through his brains. What are you talking about?
You slip Goldie out of your pocket and your glare sharpens. “You’ve been asking me to hide her from Lucifer, right?”
A dumbfounded nod.
“Well Lucifer’s been onto me because he knows that I always go along with your fucking plans. I haven’t been able to fucking sleep for the past week, Mammon.”
“…Oh.”
happy pride month to my favorite lesbian mammon 💕
