NADJA AND LASZLOS MATCHING RED STREAKS?!??!!! SOBBING I LOVE THEM

NADJA AND LASZLOS MATCHING RED STREAKS?!??!!! SOBBING I LOVE THEM

Almost every piece of media ever: fat characters either don’t exist or they’re undesirable obnoxious clumsy jokes, and bisexual goth girl vampires are evil seductresses who use their incredible charms to get their way

WWDITS, making Laszlo a pornstar who’s had some sort of sexual relationship with a majority of the characters, Guillermo a hot hypercompetent badass with a lot of sexually-coded scenes and several people interested in him, and Nadja a loud weird cringefail loser who sucks at flirting and wishes she had an armadillo for a son: yeah fuck that thanks

ALRIGHT since y’all are asking for this here’s NANDOR’s compilation: MY dear Guillermo, MY sweet sweet Guillermo, MY familiar, MY bodyguard, MY friend, MY fucking guy, MY closest companion

i love letterboxd because there are so many lists that cater to very specific, yet somehow universal moods. here are my favorites:

120 lesbian films to watch before saying all lesbian cinema is the same

the absolute beauty in everyday’s mundanity

add spice to your romance

autumnal harvest - movies that give you that warm feeling of fall and its surroundings

befriending the lyrical loneliness…

candy cinema

chaos, loneliness, madness, and desapair in the apathetic world of capitalism

crises of childhood

distinctive films that fill the void when you’re lonely or completely destroy you when you’re happy

film recs: female character studies

films that are kind

girlhood

horror as a vehicle

melancholy as a breathtaking aesthetic emotion

movies where female friendships are the scariest concept on earth

“nothing happens” yeah but the vibes

quiet little female character studies

quietly brilliant

snuggly wuggly flicks for anxiety driven chicks

soft horror

two lost souls find comfort

what we talk about when we talk about love

when dtkq go to a restaurant they’re probably just like “hey sexy baby girl can you pass me the salt” “yeah no problem my handsome hunk of a husband” while the waiter stands right by the table