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in light of Nandor admitting without fuss no nonsense that he will fly on space just to impress guillermo, at this point anything can happen.

I won’t even be surprised if he makes an offhand comment about how hot or sexy guillermo is and the camera would pan to guillermo’s face just frozen from shock or smthing.

Cold war in Staten Island

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Lo and behold THE SUB-TEXT IS NO LONGER A SUB!!! its now A TEXT!

lowkey i just want Nandor to grovel and just be pathetic and petty this season, I want the moment he finds out Guillermo is bitten by another vampire to go ballistic on Derek, i want him to be relieved that that Lazlo and guillermo arent fcking or something, i want him to realize that Guillermo is turning into a vampire or is already a vampire and already got what he wanted(though he wasnt the one to do it) but still stayed.

obsessed w the fact that basically what nandor just said was “i know you like that laszlo is smart or whatever.. *demurely twisting shoe against the floor* but I think being strong and tough is way more impressive… if you even care….. probably not…”

first we have the vampires asking Guillermo to test dildos and saying they were fine then Lazlo asked Guillermo to strip down and run on a treadmill to collect his sweat then we have him having a little beach day cuz of Guillermo sweat-sunscreen, now we have Nandor asking Guillermo to snip snap his dick, and then freaking out his ‘New’ Companion when he showed it to him, like I just need to know if Guillermo really does all of this stuff and if he does its kinda crazy how casual and chill he is about it. 

THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING NANDOR’S DOING THIS SEASON IS JUST TO GET GUILLERMO’S ATTENTION

I can't believe we're being served a found family relationship moment- Nadja going feral to save THEIR FAMILIAR and literally keeping his secret, Guillermo's weak ass high af power finally working at its peak to save and help Nadja, Nandor dragging Collin Robinson who continuously being weaker and weaker the more interesting he becomes, and practically risking his life to transfer energy to Collin Robinson, and Collin Robinson essentially reviving Nandor, Lazlo just using science to try and help everyone. Like they would clearly just risk everything and do what they have to do FOR EACH OTHER.

ok but Guillermo living with vampires for so long that he's used to all their shits that it doesn't even faze him anymore at this point- like I don't know how anyone can come back from that gawdawful hybrid experiments- but when vampires plan something he usually is quick to say no or be the more reasonable voice, but now he literally just sat back and let them do their ridiculous brainstorming ideas and just go along with whatever they're planning cuz Lazlo is upset and they wanna just cheer him up.

those pictures of girls picking up their bfs but its guillermo and nandor

cause it’ll still be two days ‘til we say we’re sorry

Oh hey

Tonight on smackdown 🤣 ( my favorite fight scene tbh)

They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship.

I’m so impressed rn

Que esconde el conde…

the greatest lgbt ally is that djinn for real

ALRIGHT since y’all are asking for this here’s NANDOR’s compilation: MY dear Guillermo, MY sweet sweet Guillermo, MY familiar, MY bodyguard, MY friend, MY fucking guy, MY closest companion

the tragic irony of guillermo always being the one to oppose nandor's relationships with other people, UNTIL it's a relationship nandor doesn't actually want. the tragic irony of nandor always being able to rely on guillermo to save him from himself and his mistakes even when he himself doesn't realise it's a mistake or believes he doesn't want guillermo's help, UNTIL he literally wants guillermo to do exactly that and all guillermo is doing is wholeheartedly supporting what he KNOWS is a huge mistake. the tragic irony of nandor wanting someone to ruin his wedding so desperately, whilst guillermo is literally driving himself insane trying to make it perfect for him. the tragic irony of guillermo thinking he's done right by both of them by moving on and letting nandor be happy with someone else and not being jealous anymore, when really what nandor actually needs right now is that old jealous, conniving guillermo who will try to sabotage nandor's relationship for his own good. the tragic irony of nandor finally giving up on running away from his feelings and turning around, only to find that guillermo has stopped chasing him.

Batty pair of eyes creepin'

Aiming like a laser pointer

Poor little vampire baby

We bleed holy water

So why you creepin' 'round here?

They didn’t show Sean’s objection because they knew it would be why Nandor wasn’t marrying Guillermo