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Writers really said “let’s make the most chaotic episode these fuckers have ever seen”
Wheres my lgbt-lmnop peopl @
Lo and behold THE SUB-TEXT IS NO LONGER A SUB!!! its now A TEXT!
lowkey i just want Nandor to grovel and just be pathetic and petty this season, I want the moment he finds out Guillermo is bitten by another vampire to go ballistic on Derek, i want him to be relieved that that Lazlo and guillermo arent fcking or something, i want him to realize that Guillermo is turning into a vampire or is already a vampire and already got what he wanted(though he wasnt the one to do it) but still stayed.
obsessed w the fact that basically what nandor just said was “i know you like that laszlo is smart or whatever.. *demurely twisting shoe against the floor* but I think being strong and tough is way more impressive… if you even care….. probably not…”
first we have the vampires asking Guillermo to test dildos and saying they were fine then Lazlo asked Guillermo to strip down and run on a treadmill to collect his sweat then we have him having a little beach day cuz of Guillermo sweat-sunscreen, now we have Nandor asking Guillermo to snip snap his dick, and then freaking out his ‘New’ Companion when he showed it to him, like I just need to know if Guillermo really does all of this stuff and if he does its kinda crazy how casual and chill he is about it.
I can't believe we're being served a found family relationship moment- Nadja going feral to save THEIR FAMILIAR and literally keeping his secret, Guillermo's weak ass high af power finally working at its peak to save and help Nadja, Nandor dragging Collin Robinson who continuously being weaker and weaker the more interesting he becomes, and practically risking his life to transfer energy to Collin Robinson, and Collin Robinson essentially reviving Nandor, Lazlo just using science to try and help everyone. Like they would clearly just risk everything and do what they have to do FOR EACH OTHER.
Guillermo's bitches
"Guillermo, do you think I am an idiot?" 'Say no" "No." Im crying why does he do this. they are all idiots I LOVE THEMwha
The Guide just randomly appeared in this episode with her lil nurse outfit for absolutely no reason but I'm not complaining.
oh my god is wwdits going to have nandor be about to confess his feelings to guillermo and then find out he's been turned by derek are we legitimately about to have another good omens 2 finale. oh holy shit.
ok but Guillermo living with vampires for so long that he's used to all their shits that it doesn't even faze him anymore at this point- like I don't know how anyone can come back from that gawdawful hybrid experiments- but when vampires plan something he usually is quick to say no or be the more reasonable voice, but now he literally just sat back and let them do their ridiculous brainstorming ideas and just go along with whatever they're planning cuz Lazlo is upset and they wanna just cheer him up.
Nandor: whatever Guillermo’s flaws may be he’s always been loyal to me
The Baron:
Tonight on smackdown 🤣 ( my favorite fight scene tbh)
i’m killing him im actually going to kill him
NADJA AND LASZLOS MATCHING RED STREAKS?!??!!! SOBBING I LOVE THEM
they really made an entire episode just to be like isnt guillermo so fucking sexy. look he's got leather gloves and a fitted waistcoat and he doesn't even have to lift a finger to defeat this jacked, tyler durden fight club looking motherfucker. shit now he's got a sword and he's doing back flips! and his hair is perfectly curled like he's the romantic hero of our dreams! everyone at this vampire night market desires him carnally! and then nandor lived because guillermo let him live. yeah. okay.
