Psst @ratspleen Here Some Of The Goods Of Mine For You

Psst @ratspleen here some of the goods of mine for you

(I joked to my sis about how aliens would firstly assume that humans would move stiff and lever-like cause of the density of bones and joints).

Pov: you're tommy

Skeppy: *Actually isn't canonically 2'2*

Fan artists: I cover my eyes. I do not see. Therefore. It doesn't exist

clearing up some common dsmp misconceptions

the dream smp vastly overestimated l’manberg in the first war, and were actually worried that their netherite and potions weren’t enough (you can see their POV on punz’s channel)

quackity ran against wilbur not only for power, but to prevent wilbur from winning the election unfairly

fundy burned down the l’manberg flag to gain manberg’s trust (he had already decided to be a spy by then)

fundy also placed all the buttons in pogtopia as a prank

the badlands wanted to own north and south of the dream smp, not the dream smp itself. the eggpire, on the other hand, wanted the egg to control the entirety of the dsmp

during the egg arc, sam could hear the egg, but was not corrupted. ponk was pretending to be corrupted originally. puffy used to be corrupted, but now isn’t. 

the wither rose in the syndicate existed before tftsmp, ponk has his own wither rose lore connected to his cat

the egg drains color (red > white, blue > red)

even before tommy burned down george’s house, dream (with puffy tagging along) griefed builds on the server and framed tommy for them

skeppy and bad were originally going to burn tommys disc in revenge for these framed griefings, but skeppy got sick and the stream never happened

karl was originally on manberg’s side during the war, and switched back and forth

neither tubbo nor tommy were put in power on their own accord - wilbur passed l’manberg down to tommy, then handed it off to tubbo when tommy turned it down. 

as president, tubbo wanted an election every few months

skeppy being 2′2 is actually non-canonical, bad said it as a joke

Yo guys, I'm probably going to make like a QnA HSO!DSMP AU (Humans are space orcs AU) because I can't write for shit soon.

What yall think?

Alien!Phil redesign?

Bullying them relentlessly

it's time for a poll everyone, how do you show love?

Alien!Techno design pog?

Techno: *Posing his dominant stature to Tommy that he's in charge like he does in his culture*

Tommy: Oven Floo f

Techno: What

Techno may be a warrior species but he a good heater to toms