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I just love to draw him with different emotions 🤗🙃😭😭🙏🙏🙏

In honor of the British boy’s 1 year anniversary on the Dream SMP, I president to you …

Tommyinnit before the trauma!

Yo guys, I'm probably going to make like a QnA HSO!DSMP AU (Humans are space orcs AU) because I can't write for shit soon.

What yall think?

soon.

Yo guys, I'm probably going to make like a QnA HSO!DSMP AU (Humans are space orcs AU) because I can't write for shit soon.

What yall think?

forest legend au

Sun and Moon are both funny little creatures that live in a marshy forest. Sun is a Will-O-Wisp and Moon is (of course) mothman kinda thing.

also a kid gives them salt and they rob hikers of all glowy things

They befriend a kid (her name is Nell and I just made her up 3 days ago but I love her) who thinks they're cool and gives them salt and stuff (hush the salt is important I promise) and lives on the edge of their forest with her dad (Cason) who's a biologist and Does Not Believe in those legends thank you very much

(cue Nell stealing salt for Sun and Cason's just like: what do you need that much salt for? Nell: *continues shoveling salt in a bag* reasons Cason: o kay don't take all of it??? *finds the salt container empty later* )

anyways they're both just mischeivious little guys who trick people who come into the forest and mess with them (and steal all their shiny/glowy stuff because Moon likes it and why not) but they both love kids and actually help them instead of scaring them

Why salt? you ask

well if you add certain minerals/chemicals to fire, it will make it burn different colors, and because will-o-wisps are basically fireballs here, they feed on different minerals to sustain them

and the mineral differs depending on their color, for example, Sun, as a yellow will-o-wisp consumes salt (specifically NaCl aka table salt aka halite)

“tell me I’m a good person…”

(kind of (?) a continuation of this post !! )

The fuck with his eyes?!

"How am I supposed to find you?!"

Y’all,

I got the announcer’s obby badge after many trial and error trying to get into the secret vent! :D

; I haven't seen an explanation quite so good omfg !?? /gen ( I'm a Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks kinda guy, maybe Fruity Pebbles. What about y'all ? /genq /nf

Asexual labels explained using cereal

You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.

Libido- How hungry you are

Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you

Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.

Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you don’t crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy you’re eating something they provided you. Maybe you’re just that hungry. Regardless, you’re fine with eating it since it’s already there. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t care either.

Sex-favorable- Though you don’t particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.

Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.

Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.

Aegosexual-  Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. You’d rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch. 

Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but you’re not quite sure.

Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials you’ve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life you’ve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.

Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.

Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.

Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes. 

Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, it’ll become appealing to you later? It’s happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.

Orchidsexual- Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.

Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.

Quoisexual- You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything I’ve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.

Don’t look

Y'ALL WANT TO SEE FLAKY SAY ARA-ARA?????

⚠️WARNING⚠️

Contains high-pitched noise, please lower your volumes if your ears are sensitive.

I was urge to do this by my friends on Happy Tree Cafe Discord. I am so sorry xDDD

The images aren't mine, just the voice. The art in the middle is made by @cupidcadaver 030

So here's a question, since you're presumably reading this because you're a Maruki fan; Exactly how wrong do you think Maruki was in his goal? I'd love to speak to anyone who actually agrees with Maruki's reality.

Oh yes, just another normal day of playing with the psychopathic killing machine caring old bartender father

Giants who are sooooooo big… tinies who are soooo small?? Just the immense size difference?? The horror of realizing this weird landscape is alive, and staring right at you. Realizing that speck isnt dirt, its a person, and you just dont have your glasses on. The rumbling of words too big and slow to be coherent. The squeaky tiny voice yelling … something up at you, you cant be sure what, they’re just so small. Rrgrgghhrhrg

THG character summaries

Book 1

Katniss: I'll do whatever it takes to get home to Prim. I'll kill whoever I have to. I won't let anyone, no matter how sweet or innocent, distract m— is that child over there shaped like my sister? Is that my bread boy dying?? Goddammit

Peeta: guess I'll die but not before I own the Capitol by kissing my crush hell yeah

Gale: I'm about to lose my future wife to a BLOND??

Haymitch: Katniss you idiot

Book 2

Gale: I finally got a win! Katniss chose me, we're gonna start an uprising togeth— aaand now she's back in the arena falling in love with that smooth motherfucker in real time, fml

Peeta: guess I'll die again but not before I own the Capitol by kissing my fake pregnant wife hell yeah

Finnick: I can't believe the fate of the country rests on my ability to babysit two teens. The angry one is having homicidal thoughts about me and the pleasant one is a death magnet. Sigh. At least this arena brings out my eyes

Haymitch: Katniss you idiot

Katniss: what the fuck is going on

Book 3

Haymitch: you can take my booze or my Peeta or my Katniss but you cannot take all three. No I don't have a preference I love them all equally. Wait no I was kidding take Katniss

Finnick: *weeping*

Gale: I FINALLY get to do something. I'm gonna blow up a mountain

Katniss: I'm gonna kill the president and then myself

Peeta: what's my favorite color

Some stuff I drew (dandy world stuff lolol)

scraps!! (She always be so underrated compared to goob :( )

glisten and flutter bonding time

Astro and dandy basically

I’m so sorry but Tisha and Vee gives a lot of “Exes on bad terms” vibes💀💀😭😭

I’m so tired rn holy shii