I Missed This So Much I'm So Glad You Updated

i missed this so much 🥺🥺🥺 i'm so glad you updated

intro: her XI ⤑ knj | m

⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦:〝 you enter namjoon’s life in the most unexpected of ways, but will you be able to stay, especially when he comes with three adorable but chaotic children, even more chaotic best friends and a bitch of an ex-wife? not to mention your own emotional baggage. 〞singe dad au.

❥ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: single dad!namjoon x marine vet!reader

❥ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: angst ⋆ fluff ⋆ smut

❥ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 6k

⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: it starts of super fucking fluffy, like - fluff galore, there’s a naked bath scene but like nothing sexual happens, just lots of soft kisses and touches,,, but they are naked so,,,, also it gets a lil sad/angsty towards the end, reader broods about her past toxic relationship, mentions of cheating/infidelity, then it gets sappy and fluffy again because joon is a gentle giant bear and i love him thank u for coming to this solar talk

➵ 𝑎/𝑛: guess what’s back, back again. intro: her’s back, tell a FRIEND,,,, yeeHAW it’s a new chapter of the lONG, L O N G awaited intro: her. I’m so damn sorry it took so long, idk what got into me but i was missing my babies and my man so i hAD to return to it like asap

⇥ Previous || Masterlist || Next

Sitting on Namjoon’s sofa, you’re surrounded by the boys as you play an intense game of Mario Kart. Rap Mon is currently curled on the floor, his tail flicking lazily as he watches the screen. Jungkook’s small body - as usual - lies on your dog, using Monie as his person pillow. Not that your dog minds really - especially with the way he’s got his head perched on Jungkook’s small knee. Jimin sits against his father’s lap, watching as Namjoon helplessly tries to steer Toadette’s pram around the circuit.  Taehyung, on the other hand, is seated on your lap, and you hold the wheel close to your body - allowing the little boy to press the button.

Usually, Jungkook would be glued to you; and for the most part, he still is. However, when Namjoon asked who he wanted to play with, Jungkook had shaken his head - his hair flopping with the action - and declared to his father, in a very proud voice, that he could do it himself. You’d wanted to believe him at first, but the shiftiness in his eyes had confused you. Until you’d started playing - and then, you’d found out that Namjoon was damn awful at the game. Of course, you’d offered to play with Jungkook yourself, with his wildly competitive streak, he’d also refused you - to Namjoon’s utter surprise.

Keep reading

BEEN IN LOVE WITH THIS SO FAR

Rattled | JJK {Masterlist + Posting Schedule}

Chapter One - Posted March 6th, 2020

Chapter Two - Posted March 20th, 2020

Chapter Three - Friday April 3rd, 2020 @ 8:00 p.m. EST

Chapter Four - Friday April 17th, 2020 @ 8:00 p.m. EST

Chapter Five - Friday May 1st, 2020 @ 8:00 p.m. EST 

Chapter Six - Friday May 15th, 2020 @ 8:00 p.m. EST

Chapter Seven - Friday May 29th, 2020 @ 8:00 p.m. EST

Chapter Eight - Friday June 12th, 2020 @ 8:00 p.m. EST

Epilogue - Friday June 26th, 2020 @ 8:00 p.m. EST

{This post will become my Rattled Masterlist once chapter one is posted on Friday 3/6/20. For now, check out the teaser posted HERE!}

{banner by @stutterfly}

Undrunk [M]

Anon Request:  Do you take requests? If so can I have a smutty scenario based on the song undrunk by fletcher with Jung Hoseok please?

Description: After six months of avoiding your ex fuck buddy you see him at a frat party

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader (ft Jungkook)

Word Count: 6.7k

Based off: Undrunk - FLETCHER 

Genre/Warnings: frat boy!au, college!au, fuckboi!au, fwb!au, CHEESY CHEESE, THE CHEESIEST, slight angst, drinking, swearing, jealousy, Dom/ sub undertones, spanking, possessiveness, nipple play, nipple orgasm, public sex, multiple orgasms, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), dirty talk, choking, basically a quicky who am I kidding.

a/n: SO I wasn’t satisfied with the original and decided to repost it as a oneshot. Here it is!!!! I’m much happier with this outcome, so I hope you babies enjoy uwu

“Oh fuck” you’re panicking and tearing your eyes away from the boy currently grinding his dick into the ass of some random girl on the dancefloor. “Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh man, oh boy,” you frantically bee line for the kitchen at the other end of the frat house trying to find Jimin to promptly kick his ass. “Jimin!” he’s in the middle of making a pornstar when you blindside him with a smack to the back of his head.

“What the fuck?!” some of the Sour Puss he was pouring sloshes onto his hand from your outburst and Jimin glares at you, his eyes already slightly unfocused from the alcohol. He sighs, a frown creasing his eyebrows “what’s wrong now bitch?”

“You didn’t fucking tell me Hobi would be here!” You exclaim, smacking his arm once, twice, three times until Jimin is pulling your wrist off him and holding it in his free hand.

“Oh yeah, whoopsie.” He shrugs nonchalantly, taking a sip of his drink as if you weren’t about to spontaneously combust, “you can’t avoid hyung forever ___.”

“Umm, yes I can.”

“No, you can’t.”

“Can too.”

Keep reading

» i wish i missed my ex - jungkook scenario

Jeon Jungkook - BTS

words - 18k

genre - college!au, friends to lovers!au, fakeboyfriend!au, fluff if you squint real real hard, smut, angst i think(?),slowburn

warnings - alcohol consumption / oral sex (fem receiving) / dom!jjk  / edging / vulgar language / crazy exes?? (it’s not what u think) / attemped sexual assault - not in detail 

soundtracks - mahalia, i wish i missed my ex / summer walker, girls need love / sam smith ft normani, dancing with a stranger

A familiar series of pings emitted from your phone, breaking through the peaceful slumber you’d slipped into. Weekends were the only days you could sleep in and therefore you really cherished the moments were you hid underneath the warmth of your blankets and ignored the world. So, rightfully, your eyes snapped open with a disgruntled groan floating from your lips, a wave of irritation hitting your still sleeping brain. You reached out for the device, hand slapping at the bedside table in vain until your fingers wrapped themselves around the cool metal of your phone.

Seven messages from your ex awaited your gaze. Sunghoon had a tendency to call when you ignored his messages for long but you couldn’t be bothered to read through them right at this moment.

With a groan of annoyance, you tossed the phone onto the bed covers and crawled right back into the cocoon of warmth you’d formed. He really didn’t get the hint that you didn’t want to speak to him anymore, did he?

It took a total of two minutes for you to fall right back asleep which was immediately interrupted by blaring sound of your phone ringing. Without a glance at the screen, you grabbed it and hit the answer button.

“What do you want?” The statement came out harsher than you intended, but he deserved it for calling you at ungodly hours on the weekend.

“Well sorry to wake you up, princess,” Responded a familiar voice that instantly dissipated the furnace of anger that had begun to burn within in your chest.

“Jungkook?” You asked, sneaking a peek at your phone.

“The one and only.” You could hear his shit-eating grin from here.

Keep reading

pokémon | pjm

summary: it seems as though your mailman was out to get you when he had accidentally let the vibrator you ordered online end up at the front porch of your cute neighbor.

word count: 3,697

est. read time: 18 mins, 0 secs

pairing: neighbor!jimin x  female reader

warning(s): swearing, mention of masturbation, and smut (oral, protected sex, toys, fingering, edging, overstimulation).

a/n: my first time writing for bts AND my first time writing on this blog in general AND my first time writing smut. extremely excited right now; hope you guys enjoy this!

The sound of keys rustling in the lock of your door had caused you to turn your attention away from the laptop in front of you to watch as your roommate, Caroline, push the door open and let herself in. “You’re home early,” you noted before bringing your attention back to the illuminated screen in front of you.

“I know,” Caroline closed and locked the door behind her before stepping out of her heels, “Maya’s flight lands soon and I need to pick her up.” A smile spread across Caroline’s face at the mention of her lover’s name. The two had been romantically pursuing each other going on a year now, and they were completely and utterly happy.

You really were happy your best friend was able to find such a great partner but secretly envious you couldn’t find one yourself. Hell, you were the one who introduced Caroline to Maya in the first place.

“What are you doing, missy?” Caroline asked, making her way to stand behind you; leaning against the couch to look at your screen.

“Just signed up for amazon prime,” you broke your gaze away from the screen to look up at Caroline, “need anything? It’ll be here in two days…”

Caroline smirked before pulling the MacBook from your hands. “I don’t need anything, but you certainly need…” she began typing on the keyboard, pulling the screen away from your sight when you tried to see what she was searching for.

“…this!” She turned to the laptop to face you, and what was displayed on the screen caught you by surprise.

Keep reading