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Secret Boss 13 I think

This is the most recent art I have but it's not in the usual format

This is part of a project where I make what I called "posters" for my secret bosses with specific songs in mind

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This is Radiola with the song a Good Song Never Dies

Radiola is my chapter 3 secret boss prediction with a theme of radio being replaced by television. She also has a theme of beauty within which is why I made her conventionally unattractive. But the beauty within her is a bunch of robot spider legs. I have more info for her but I'm too tired to put it all here

So to make up for it here's some bonus drawings of the previous secret boss Cara Carrie!

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This one is based on my favorite portion of The Ballad of Sara Berry:

P is for Patricia drinking Poisoned Punch! R is for Raquel dashed on a Rock...CRUNCH! "O" is what Anne said when Cara bludgeoned her brains! M is for Marianna's Marinated remains! But! But! Q is for Quiara Quiet drowned in the pool! U is for Eunice's pieces spread round the school! But Es are for the Easy way in 5 minutes tops...A one legged girl can bring an N for End by calling the cops...What a bitch! Now what's that spell? P R O M Q U E E N!

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Here's an idea for an Omega Carrie and my generic description I sent to my friends

OMEGA CARRIE

I GOT THE SILVER KRIS! I GOT THE CROWN

I GOT THESE BLOODY ROSES AS HANDS

SPOILED SASH AND SCEPTER FOR ONE FINAL DANCE

KNEEL TO THE QUEEN OF HIGHSCHOOL LAND!

Cara has ascended to plantness. She's got a paper fortune teller holding her scepter and the heads of her victims watching from above. Six victims....Six souls....Now all she needs is one more

Secret boss 11...?? Correct me if I'm wrong

I loose count easily

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Here's Aroce (pronounced like Aeros)

Theyre based on Aroace people (shout out to them) and how people just tend to shit on them so you know what? If people are gonna disrespect Aroace People we'll put them with the cool kids. The joker cards and spam emails

Aroce is one of the thrown out flowers and all the other flowers are talking about their boyfriends and girlfriends and Aroce feels like an outcast (mostly cause they make them feel like one)

Aroce begins to think that something is wrong with them because they can't feel the same love as everyone else and think that it's because they lack a lightner soul........oh shit not Kris!

They speak with gaps where letters should be but only when they think something is wrong with them. When they realize that they don't have to feel romantic love at the end of their fight by being shown friendship they talk normally.

Unfortunately though their realization is too late as in their fight they go super Sayans mega pissed and it drains their power tiring them out and they become a smol flower

Oh and when you first meet them only their tail is shown so it looks like Flowey

Oh and also their overalls and socks used the Aroace flag color scheme

We do not hate Aroace people here and everyone is accepted here.......

Except haters and people who put milk in before the cereal

Secret Boss Day 2

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Flowery

One of Asgore's Flowers that was thrown out who asks you to collect the other 6 so he can achieve his true form. He becomes a giant TV Omega Flowey monster but unfortunately he's bound to ceiling and wants to be free.

He's a former kids show host clown but after meeting a strange man he claimed he was split into 7 pieces and needed to find the other 6 and ran away

He replaces letters with numbers

Likes tormenting Kris especially on the genocide route

KR15! L00K H0W B16 4ND 5TR0N6! JU5T L1K3 45R13L! R3M3MB3R WH3N Y0U TW0 U53D T0 W4TCH M3 3V3RY N16HT? W3LL WH3R3 I5 H3 N0W? H3'5 G0N3. 4ND H3'5 N3V3R C0M1N6 B4CK. H3'LL M33T N3W FR13ND5 1N C0LL3G3 4ND F0RG3T 4B0UT Y0U..... believe me....I know...BUT B3S1D35...

WH0'D W4NT T0 B3 FR13ND5 W1TH 4 FR34K L1K3 Y0U!

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