Take The Tumblr Pill.

Take the Tumblr pill.

There’s the red pill… Where everything is revealed.

There’s the blue pill… Where you stay in this dream.

Then there’s the Tumblr pill.

When you take the Tumblr pill, you become fiercely dedicated to your fandom. You become the strongest and truest version of yourself. You unlock the secret discourse replies. You become one with Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons and Superwholock. You begin to excel in making comic sans slideshow presentations. You become a scholar in 2015 fictionkin callout posts and extreme psychiatric disorders.

And, best of all, Daddy Karp looks down upon you with a smile.

Taking the Tumblr pill is the only way to be saved from the Final Mishapocalypse, also known as the SuperRapture.

instead of calling Piper/Jason jasper, or something like that, why don’t we call it ‘Lightning-McLean’ ??

Guys. I just got the best idea.

What if Tumblr gathered the funds to make a children’s hospital?

Oh gosh! People from TWITTER are coming to Tumblr now?

They better not be any anti-SJWs if they know what’s good for them!

Books

Vampires and lesbian necromancers and demigods, oh my!

Percy Jackson & The Olympians +2 by Rick Riordan

Dracula by Bram Stroker

The Harry Potter series -2 by J.K. Rowling

The Locked Tomb series +6 by Tamsyn Muir

The Warrior Cats series -1 by Erin Hunter

A Song of Ice and Fire +7 by George R.R. Martin

Six Of Crows -5 by Leigh Bardugo

The All for the Game series -3 by Nora Sakavic

Pride And Prejudice -3 by Jane Austen

The Silmarillion +1 by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Secret History -2 by Donna Tartt

King of Scars by Leigh Bardugo

A Court of Thorns and Roses series -6 by Sarah J. Maas

The Folk of the Air series -2 by Holly Black

The Trials of Apollo series -1 by Rick Riordan

The Discworld series +4 by Terry Pratchett

The Raven Cycle series -1 by Maggie Stiefvater

The Picture Of Dorian Gray +6 by Oscar Wilde

Maus by Art Spiegelman

The Song Of Achilles -5 by Madeline Miller

The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath

The Simon Snow series -1 by Rainbow Rowell

The Shadowhunter Chronicles -1 by Cassandra Clare

The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice

If We Were Villains +3 by M. L. Rio

Wings Of Fire -1 by Tui T. Sutherland

The Last Hours Series by Cassandra Clare

The Animorph series +8 by K. A. Applegate

The Viscount Who Loved Me by Julia Quinn

The Iliad +10 by Homer

Red, White, and Royal Blue -13 by Casey McQuiston

The Stormlight Archive series -9 by Brandon Sanderson

1984 +8 by George Orwell

Wuthering Heights +8 by Emily Brontë

The Twilight Saga -3 by Stephanie Meyer

The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton

Romeo And Juliet +1 by William Shakespeare

The Great Gatsby -12 by F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Dark Artifices -2 by Cassandra Clare

The Captive Prince series -21 by C. S. Pacat

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard -8 by Rick Riordan

The Fowl Adventures series -8 by Eoin Colfer

The Dreamer Trilogy by Maggie Stiefvater

The Wicked Powers +1 by Cassandra Clare

The Odyssey by Homer

The Throne Of Glass Series -17 by Sarah J. Maas

Renegades by Marisa Meyer

The Infernal Devices -9 by Cassandra Clare

Strange Case of Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde -3 by Robert Louis Stevenson

Moby Dick by Herman Melville

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.

FACT CHECK: THERE ARE FIVE KINDS OF ANIMALS

DOGs are silly and like to have fun

CATs are curious and cautious

MONKEYs walk on legs and are silly

FISHs go glugluglugluglu

BIRDs fly and are funny