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Take the Tumblr pill.

There’s the red pill… Where everything is revealed.

There’s the blue pill… Where you stay in this dream.

Then there’s the Tumblr pill.

When you take the Tumblr pill, you become fiercely dedicated to your fandom. You become the strongest and truest version of yourself. You unlock the secret discourse replies. You become one with Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons and Superwholock. You begin to excel in making comic sans slideshow presentations. You become a scholar in 2015 fictionkin callout posts and extreme psychiatric disorders.

And, best of all, Daddy Karp looks down upon you with a smile.

Taking the Tumblr pill is the only way to be saved from the Final Mishapocalypse, also known as the SuperRapture.