Marioposting - Tumblr Posts
Twitter: TUMBLR IS ACTING SO CRINGE!!! WHERE DO WE GO!!!!!!!!
Whovians: Boo hoo…
Sherlockians: The real mystery is why you’re such hipsters.
Homestucks: Looks like we have a Kismesis.
Fannibals:
Warrior Cats: StarClan let this happen. Overthrow “MuskStar” (he’s not evena a proper Clan leader) yourselves, and let us be, Twittypets.
Steven University Students: Come on guys! Can’t we just sing a song and all get along? (Everyone else: NO!!!!!!!!!!)
Elon Musk:
Welcome to Tumblr.
We don’t say “retweet” or “share”. We say “reblog”.
We don’t say “the power’s out”. We say “the Tumbeasts are causing a ruckus again”.
We don’t say “gay”. We say “yaoi”.
We don’t say “brave”. We say “Dauntless”.
We don’t say “Halloween”. We say “Spoopy Day”.
We don’t remember 9/11. We remember the Sherlock series finale.
We don’t say “unalive”. We say “kill yourself”.
We don’t use “tone indicators”. We use Danganronpa sprites.
We don’t say “farm”. We say “cottagecore”.
We don’t say “he’s so hot”. We say “MY OVARIES!” or “MY PROSTATE!”.
We don’t say “windmill”. We say “giant” or “dragon”.
And we’ll never fucking change. Not for Twitter hipsters, not for Apple, not for anyone!
Take the Tumblr pill.
There’s the red pill… Where everything is revealed.
There’s the blue pill… Where you stay in this dream.
Then there’s the Tumblr pill.
When you take the Tumblr pill, you become fiercely dedicated to your fandom. You become the strongest and truest version of yourself. You unlock the secret discourse replies. You become one with Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons and Superwholock. You begin to excel in making comic sans slideshow presentations. You become a scholar in 2015 fictionkin callout posts and extreme psychiatric disorders.
And, best of all, Daddy Karp looks down upon you with a smile.
Taking the Tumblr pill is the only way to be saved from the Final Mishapocalypse, also known as the SuperRapture.
(via evilmario666, underbaradvala-blog)
Tumblr isn't just a site. Tumblr isn't just a family. Tumblr is a fully populated city. It's a neighborhood. We fight. We have our problems. It's a school. We learn new things everyday. It's a hospital. We save lives. We're there for the sick. It's shelter. We care for those who need caring for. It's a gallery. We show our talents. We network. Tumblr is just life on the internet. No censors. No rules. Just individual morals. It's like a 70's diner where everyone knows everyone and we'll welcome you with open arms - until you mess up. It's the life you wish you had. It's the life you're going to have. It's the life you've dreamed of. You are cared for. You are loved. On Tumblr, you are not alone.
Guys. I just got the best idea.
What if Tumblr gathered the funds to make a children’s hospital?