Heterosexual Is Used VERY Differently In Academic Texts Then It Is In Common Lgbt+ Nomenclature

Heterosexual is used VERY differently in academic texts then it is in common lgbt+ nomenclature

It so weird to see words that you are use to being used by one subgroup used differently in another group

Ok so this blew up so I decided to draw it!

Not the greatest at the show art style but I tried I imagined Maddie or Madeline in this au as the most competent dangerous villain Danny ever faces outside of maybe Dan (Dan deals in mass damage Madeline is just very very competent and good at getting what she wants) any win he earns from her is a matter of sheer dumb luck. Ruthless businesswoman by day deadly villain by night. I’m imagining a mix of mad scientist and assassin she has a lab coat she just sort of shrugs on over her regular outfit but she’s not worried about ecocontamination because she’s kind of past that pint so she’s not always in a jumpsuit. she has a lightning for like vlad which some of you suggested and I tried to make that visible in her ghost form.

Also she’s smarter then danny so SHE DOSNT LOOK THE EXACT SAME IN HER GHOST FORM BUT PALET SWAPED! She at least changes her hair style and dose her best to make it so even if people figured out half ghosts they wouldn’t think Madeline = that blue green ghost over there.

I think I’m going to call this the Madeline au

Ok hot take of the century- I don’t think that if the scenario was reversed jack would act like vlad, I know I know hold back your disbelieving sarcastic gasps.

But really for all that jack is in love with Maddie I just genuinely can not see him pulling acting like vlad did if he were in his shoes. That man is a grade a pure homegrown American himbo who also genuinely loves his ‘best friend’ vlad. Even if he were to blame vlad for his death, and I highly doubt he would, he wouldn’t go to the same lengths that vlad dose more cartoonish villainy then genuine malice I think.

MADDIE on the other hand…

'Human-Dating' becomes alien slang

Been thinking about the “humans are space orcs” tag recently. There just aren’t enough dating etiquette posts. Slight NSFW ahead, just a teeny weeny bit.

So, what if there is a very socially reserved alien species, that no matter to whom they are speaking to it’s always extremely professional, cold, and business like.

Not that they are incapable of emotions, it’s just extremely taboo in their culture to show emotional attachment and affection in public, like saying simple things like “I like you” to a friend, or saying you enjoy watching a movie genre. Even in private they rarely open up.

Then one day one alien ambassador starts dating a human out of curiosity and they experience something akin to religious enlightment. Just a simple movie dinner date and compliments makes them feel as spoiled and smothered as royalty.

They become extremely confused and ask their fellow mix species co-workers if the human has an ulterior motive because “Oh Gods, Kevin complimented my way of dressing AND suggested a short stroll along the beach AS OUR DATE! But it’s ONLY our 20th meeting!!!”

The human’s all tell them they are overreacting, and that the aforementioned is super vanilla for a one-year long relationship.

Some humans start giving the ambassador examples of fun human dates like going to the amusement park, a convention, a diner, a cinema etc. During which their species' co-workers are completely silent. You can see the gears turning in some of their heads…

Not soon after, there is a sudden explosion of romantic novels and movies on the aliens’ entertainment black market, all featuring human love interests of all genders and races. Owning a copy of Fifty shades of Gray or Twilight is considered the most “sinful” act in alien history, but low-key everyone wants a copy. Human-lover clichés ensue…

They all start trying to court humans and find out that, yes, sex can actually be recreational and fun. Who knew? OnlyFans subscriptions skyrocket, and every rich man or woman has a very enthusiastic alien sugar baby.

Depression and suicide rates start going down amongst the aliens to the point, that doctors start prescribing good healthy romantic movies to patients…

There are two types of people amongst the alien race: one who wants to fuck the Terrans, and one who is so mortified by the way the Terrans court that they now know to “never accept any proposals”.

Whenever a human gets recruited on a previously alien only ship, the Terran will inevitably go through a “surprise Harem” experience. But fret not, since the alien species are quite respectable, they will back off if you say no, just don’t be surprised when they start binging The Shape of Water on repeat to mend their 3 broken hearts.

Rumor has it that an alien general known for their strict attitude and indestructible pokerface, melted like a highschool girl when a Terran female showed interest.

Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

Did the first sketch of a new Zelda animation!

No real defining details just yet, but I now have the motion down!

Sleep deprived quote of the day!

“Anything is a medieval torture device if you try hard enough!