Kaminari May Not Be The UA Traitor In Canon, But He Will Always Be The UA Traitor In My Heart

Kaminari may not be the UA traitor in canon, but he will always be the UA traitor in my heart

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I really be here grabbing onto the most over-sexualized characters and declaring them asexual

Burning with rage, you say? Like when your face starts itching while you've got a face mask on?

Dabihawks Stranger Things!AU where Dabi is Eddie and Hawks is Chrissy. Except it ends better. Or not, I guess? You can write it as you like. Don't talk to me if you do that though

@faux-ee how dare you leave this in the tags. I am feeling such "I'm definitely gonna write this" because of you. On the verge of slaughtering you because you're too smart and correct.

What are three AUs you'd like to see Dabihawks in? 👀

*sending u kisses for giving me an opportunity to rant abt dabihawks*

first, maybe not so much of an AU, but I like to see them in some kind of cyberpunk dystopia. hawks's experiences growing up has such dystopian protagonist energy but i dont think mha is gonna delve into that too much, so im itching to see an au that actually emphasizes this dark part of reality they r in. and whenever i picture dabihawks i always associate them with neon lights, rooftops and dark alleys and such, which fits right into that high-tech low-life cyberpunk aesthetic. maybe what i actually want is a darker version of MHA told from Dabihawks's dual POVs starting from when they were kids to the present, with a much closer focus on the flaws of hero society and an additional sprinkle of aesthetics :DDDD

Second is the classic road trip au, or more specifically, the end of the fxxking world au. its a british black comedy about two mentally ill teenagers finding love and meaning of life with each other, so, um. one of the protagonists also punched his dad in the face. theres smth abt this show that just fits dabihawks so much hahaha

Third is probably dark academia murder mystery? like i can already imagine the (very cliche) first line, "Touya Todoroki was reported dead." Dabi has so much drama i think he deserves to be an obnoxious theater kid who remembers too much shakespeare to be sane lmao. The problem is that i can't picture Hawks in such a setting, and I don't have an idea how the plot of this AU would actually unfold.

THANK U SO MUCH FOR UR ASK DORIAN <333 Its making me want to write dabihawks hahaha

I find it incredible how in Dabihawks fics Dabi can just do whatever he feels like. If he's annoyed or drunk enough, he can find Hawks' address and break into his appartment. Like, that was always an option. He can hold Hawks' hand in public in the most obvious disguise known to mankind. He can steal classified documents from the HPSC if that's what the demon at the back of his head says. If it tickles his fancy he might kidnap a child. He can get Hawks pregnant, easy. He can bite into ice cream.

Still trying to figure out his secret, but as soon as I do, it's over for every authority figure in my life