"Crack-ish" This Is Incredibly Angsty. I'm Gonna Write It.

"Crack-ish" this is incredibly angsty. I'm gonna write it.

Thinking about a crack-ish fic where another Hawks comes in from another world, except he's a villain. And Dabi thinks this is the best case scenario. He just won the lottery. Until he realizes he was completely wrong. Hawks isn't a build-a-bear where Dabi can isolate these qualities about him that he likes. Because he doesn't, in fact, like this Hawks. He likes his Keigo.

Except his Keigo is beyond pissed at him for this stunt and will barely even look at him now. Villain Hawks notices what happened, obviously, and thinks this is fucking hilarious. Just entirely unhelpful comments the whole time. "Ooooh you fucked up so bad. Do you know how much we love attention? And you ignored him for a different him? He'll never forgive you."

I finally listened to "What could have been" and more than anything else, I associate it with Dabi and Endeavor. All of it. Every word, from "I am the monster you created/You ripped out all my parts" to "I want you to hurt like you hurt me today and/I want you to lose like I lose when I play/What could have been", without forgetting of course "I couldn't care what invention you made me"

And the part that hits the hardest, because he isn't there yet

"And worst of all, for me to live, I gotta kill the part of me that saw

That I needed you more"

Turns out we can still submit for a few weeks!!!!!!!!

Literally heartbroken that I didn't finish my Hawks one-shot in time for Hurthawksweek2022. Ashamed of myself.

Just for the record, I fully support the Hawks pegging agenda. I'm asexual but I would peg him if he asked. Just him though.

I mean, I agree with your statement about Reigen being the ideal man as it is objectively true but finding out people fantasize about him was disconcerting to say the least.

Something that feels very funny is when I get really into a character, like I love them so much I wanna talk about them and interact with other people who feel the same way, so I enter fandom spaces to do just that and THEN I get hit across the face with how fucking horny for them people are. I really need to learn to anticipate that.

Happened to me with Hawks, and also with Endeavor.

Not a complaint; I don't get it, but as I said, it's just really fucking funny. It feels so unexpected and I like bemusedly watching people lose their shit over stuff I will probably never understand. I encourage them even. Like yes cutie tell me more about the Flame Daddy or whatever and how you wanna peg Hawks. Fascinating.

I want an enemy who ironically calls me a sweet, tender, personalized nickname and they mean it deep down but they'll never admit it. What kind of problems do I need to create to make this happen?