This But They Obsess Over Spy Kids 4's 'villain' And Then I Can't Do Any Uni Work Because Premire Pro

This but they obsess over Spy Kids 4's 'villain' and then I can't do any uni work because Premire Pro makes my brain evaporate and the idea of spreading the D'amo gospel is too strong.

What if we hyperfixated together? 😗 JK JK… unless- 😏

Spy Kids 4 was Based as Hell

Nobody stop me I'm going on a Spy Kids 4 rant.

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Okay so the movie is hot trash in most of its senses but the bit where it shines has to be the 'villain'.

'Danger' literally goofed himself into being FROZEN IN TIME for DECADES because someone wasn't watching him. Great, right? Love OSS bs. But then his dad spends the rest of his natural life trying to break 'Danger' out of the time freeze, literally working himself to death in an attempt to do it.

'Danger' is conscious for all of it. 'Danger' - trapped in the mind of a child - has to watch his father give the rest of his life towards freeing him and fail. 'Danger' is released a decade or so later and his father is dead. Everyone he has ever known is dead. Or old as hell.

So he works for decades in return to get his life together and become head of the OSS. He finds a way to go back to his father and give his father closure and he jumps on it. He tries over and over and over and over to change his fate, to make things work, to reverse it, and it fails.

Then he's told to just enjoy what time he had left.

'Danger' goes back one more time. He sees his father, and he spends the rest of his father's life with him, making amends and everything else. He doesn't try to prolong anything, he doesn't try to break any fates. 'Danger' spends the time they have left, enjoys their shared time, and comes back aged, but content.

He won.

The 'villain' won.

It is deserved.

He undoubtedly goes to jail afterwards, as does all his clones. But 'Danger' got that closure, and no doubt spent the rest of his time just thankful for the chance to be there when his father passed.

He won.

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'Danger' D'amo is not a villain to me. 'Danger' is a tragic character fighting against destiny to try and fix the past, or delay his fate, only to realize that the way to 'fix' the past is to just... let it be. Stay with his father. Make sure his father knows the sacrifices were worth it, that 'Danger' grew up into just as much of a genius as his father. That everything he did was so his father could rest easy.

Every time I hear Spy Kids 4 slander, I honestly wonder if people have ever thought about the tragedy of 'Danger' and his entire life. If people looked past the terrible jokes and gags to see the emotional core at the centre of the movie. How both the heroes and the 'villains' learnt a simple lesson.

Enjoy the time you have.

It's a beautiful core to a movie with severe jagged edges. The geode rock from Barbie's Princess and the Pauper if you will. Hard and boring on the outside, beautiful and rich within.

Also the Ricky Gervais dog was not that horrible y'all just over-exaggerating frfr.

Welp, there you have it: the cure to boredom! Thanks sky-grandpa for your words of wisdom ^^

(/sarcasm ft genuine appreciation)

Gods I’m so bored

G A H

Firstly no shade to the people I'm about to whinge about

Secondly OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KIDS NEARBY ITS SO LOUD 😭😭😭 I can't focus on jack shit without a kid randomly screeching like a banshee. We can't even access OUR COLLEGE'S DINING ROOM because of this like omg.

I think I'm just gonna go to the shops. Anywhere but here rn lmao

Edit: Before anyone asks no I can't complain to our college principal because it's not in her jurisdiction to do anything. We're a college with a sponsor-of-sorts and that sponsor can do anything they want even if it inconvenient the people who pay to live there per week.

Edit²: Removed some hyperspecificity.

Spectator: Dem Blogs be Wildin'

As a spectator: Watching the TMA RP Blogs just go through it™️ is probably my favourite part of Tumblr so far. 10/10 would properly interact if I wasn't awkward and busy.

Also mg how do u guys keep so accurate to the canon characters like mg😭And why are the oc ones so fire as well like aaaaa

Update: They really be out here making JonTim have a 'The Struggle' bridge scene moment omg. /hj (I know full well its a S3 reference but lemme just dance the parallel in my head)

Update: I am in so much pain now omg my shoulder hurts and i still got 5 more inspections to do over the incoming week.

At least there's one that's near my psychologist's workplace... on the day of my psych appointment... 15 minutes after it finishes... =)

(It's actually a really nice place btw i do want that particular rental)

Eye Lady TMA Takes (Part 2/?)

We needed more Spiral Avatars related to real estate this shit is maddening as hell (finding rentals feels like an uphill fight with the bloody rental crisis)

I cannot elaborate my braincells have been annihilated by binging real estate website scrolling.

Also I'm making Sarah Carpenter a Vast Avatar in my AO3 Fics AU because of that Leitner okay bye-