CURLY HAIRED ANDREW GARFIELD MY BELOVED...

CURLY HAIRED ANDREW GARFIELD MY BELOVED...

every time I open tumblr

ok hear me out: a live action nimona film with dev patel as lord blackheart and andrew garfield as sir goldenloin

so where's my fantasy epic with dev patel and andrew garfield as tragic lovers

i just need you all to know that when i say "spideytorch" i am imagining andrew garfield and michael b jordan

all stories are about love in all forms or what the lack of love causes people to do. i speak only the truth. i am correct.

Andrew Garfield and Robert Pattinson have similar inexplicable energy HOWEVER where their energies differ is how they would act in a romanticized version of Paris. Garfield would take you to a private terrace candlelit dinner with a 300 dollar bottle of wine and then very earnestly tell you all about how the Eiffel Tower is actually a mirage that we've all created in our heads and how that says beautiful things about humanity and connection. Rob would be in the catacombs with a bone in his mouth. You go to an art museum and Andrew is off the cuff coming up with the most bizzare interpretations of da Vinci's work while Pattinson is unironically trying to eat the oil paintings. You go to that bridge that couples put locks on and Andrew has somehow handcrafted a lock in the shape of a realistic heart and swallows the key instead of throwing it into the river to protect the environment while Rob is fully trying to steal other people's locks. you know what I mean?