How The Hell Did He Get Arkansas Of All Places?

How the hell did he get Arkansas of all places?

How is Bill Hader only a month older than Andy Samberg? Look at this:

Andy Samberg is immortal and Bill Hader needs a nap

What I love about Bill Hader is the dichotomy of his being an amazing and bad actor at the same time. He’s been doing comedy for like twenty years and he still can’t keep a straight face to the point where he has to close his eyes during Barry. Like, I can’t think of anyone who has as much trouble as him. And yet, he has the best range of any actor I know. I can’t think of another comedian who has cried and made me cry as much as him. 

My brother was due a couple weeks after my mom’s medical school graduation so she asked if she could be moved up in the order and put in an aisle seat just in case she had a newborn. The people in charge of the ceremony kept saying it would be fine and it wasn’t worth the hassle when he might not even be born yet. A few days before graduation, my mom met with them again with a three day old baby in her arms and said “Now will you make the adjustments?”

“How many times in your life have you been excluded from something important or talked over or ignored because you’re the only woman in the room?”

Mike: you guys have to gather tokens of a traumatic experience with Pennywise

Richie the funnyman, galloping into the arcade: hehehe oh i'm gonna get a token alright

Going back and watching the first It movie after watching Chapter 2 for the first time is heartbreaking because you realize that Richie wasn’t the lighthearted funny one because he had less problems than the others but because he was the most desperate to hide what he was going through and that the safe place/support group that the kids made for themselves was never a safe place for him because he thought they would hate him as soon as they found out his sexuality. He was the only one who thought he was truly alone.