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couldn't have said it better
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be fictional
I need a crossover fic with 911 lone star and Brooklyn 99. Like Carlos having to go to New York for a case (and TK inviting himself along) or vice versa.
I don't care how it happens but I need the B99 squad to be absolutely enamored with Carlos (except Jake because he's jealous because Amy and Carlos get along great) and then absoultely disgusted when they find out he's dating/married to a firefighter.
Please, just imagine Holt telling him he's happy about every person who stands up and makes the world a bit more colorful and then ending his little speech with "but did it have to be a firefighter?"
HEARTBREAK. I WON'T EVER SEE THEM AGAIN.
NOOOO
My dream Netflix show is one with:
Six of Crows level backstories
Pitch Perfect level songs
Umbrella Academy level plot
Brooklyn 99 level humor
Harry Potter level accents
Sherlock BBC level looks
Hunger Games level relationships
Percy Jackson level characters
Shadowhunter level assholes
I know I'll never find it but a girl csn dream
Me to Everlark, HP marauder era relationships, Six of crows, Shadow and Bone, Percy Jackson
Wylan: I can't wait to see the inside of Kaz's house. I'm going to learn everything there is to know about him.
Inej: I bet it's really fancy like Beauty and the Beast fancy
Nina: it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger into when he's in sleep mode
Being Amy & Jake’s Child Would Include
Requested by anon:
Being Amy and Jake’s son/daughter would include.. {Brooklyn 99}
For the most part, it’s the best thing ever
They are really good parents, loving and caring
It might not seem like it, but they give great advice
You can count on them if you need anything
They will be supportive if you have a problem
Listen to you and be very open and thoughtful
They definitely take your feelings into consideration
They aren’t extremely affectionate, but you still feel loved
Amy tells you she loves you a lot, Jake not as often
He is trying to, though, because he loves you with all his heart
He just has a bit of trouble expressing it, especially with words
There are definitely a lot of hugs, your favorite are the triple ones
When one of them hugs you and the other one just joins in
Meeting everyone at the precinct and hanging out with them
Especially with Terry’s and Charles’ kids, you adore them
But you have looked after Cheddar several times too
And you love Holt and Kevin, as well as Charles, Terry and Gina
And Rosa is just like your cool badass aunt, she’s awesome
Family escapades with Jake and Amy, to theme parks and cool places
There are a few things that annoy you so much about your parents
Being embarrassed by them, especially by your dad
He literally enjoys embarrassing you, it’s so amusing to him
And Amy will have to tell him off ‘Come on, Jake…’
Just to avoid you dying from embarrassment right there and then
You’re also grossed out when they kiss, even if it’s something innocent
Jake uses this as a weapon when he wants you to go to your room
‘You can’t stop me from loving your mom, Y/N!’ ‘Fine, I’m leaving!’
Deep down you think it’s sweet and cute, but still embarrassing
The worst part about them being your parents is the worry
Sure, they worry about you and try to be the best their can
They are protective about you and want nothing to happen to you
But being cops, you are always worrying about their wellbeing
Still, you are so proud of what they do
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"villian origin story" this and "my downfall" that let's talk about the fact that the Johnny and Dora episode was my redemption story
B99 orientation headcanons cuz I'm bored:
Jake: Bi
Amy: Straight ally or bi
Boyle: Pan
Rosa: Bi (Canon), demigirl
Terry: Straight ally
Gina: Unlabeled, but queer
Holt: Gay (Canon)
Kevin: Gay (Canon)
Adrian: Pan, trans (???)
Judy: Straight ally
Hitchcock: "A hole is a hole"
Skully: Doesn't know what a sexuality is
Peraltiago au:
Amy comes home drunk after 6x05. In the morning Jake wakes her up before her alarm goes off so her it doesn’t jar her awake. He closes the curtains so the light doesn’t hurt her eyes. He brings her Advil and a glass of water in bed for her hangover.
Kidnapper (on phone): We have your son.
Amy: Actually, I’m holding my son.
Kidnapper (getting frustrated): then who the heck just asked for chocolate with a straw and made us cut the crust off of his PB&J?
Amy: Oh god.
Kidnapper: What?
Amy: You have my husband.
So we know that Jake loves Taylor Swift, but what if Amy loves Brendan Urie. Imagine how happy they would be singing this song UWU
Jake: I’m gonna mix my Gatorade and ice cream.
Amy: Jake, no.
The best thing about 2019 so far has been Andy Samberg’s hair.
[Peraltiago at a restaurant]
Jake: So, how is the most beautiful person in the world?
Amy: I don’t know Jake, how are...
Gina from under the table: I’m doing great Jake, thanks for asking.
Holt, in the background: CHEDDAAAAR
She looks at him with so much love. I CAN’T😍😍😍
Gif stolen from @peraltiago-s
Jake and Amy: *gazing into each other’s eyes*
Gina: *opens a soda*
Jake: We were having a moment.
Gina: And I’m having a soda.
ok, so im rewatching b99 for like the 3rd time and i noticed smth interesting. so in s3ep14 karen peralta, its jakes birthday and his mum makes him blue cake, his favourite, and i mean the other times i watched it i didnt even think about it, but considering that percy jackson is very fresh in my mind due to the new series on disney, my mind clocked it and i was like, blue cake! like not a particular flavour, just blue cake! and then u hav the parallel of jake having an absent father, the same way percy had an absent father, just the symbolism of blue food ig