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i canβt stop thinking abt that brooklyn 99 episode when jake is SO sure that a suspect killed the victim that he arrests them without any proof.
in the end obviously heβs right but what if he hadnβt been? would he have made up evidence bc he was so sure of his hunch? would he have continues to harass this man until he was sued? would he have done everything in his power to make this manβs life harder bc heβs so sure heβs the perpetrator heβs looking for?
it kind of horrifies me that jake is clearly the hero in this story and itβs supposed to be funny that he abused his power as a police officer to βget the job doneβ and we as the audience are supposed to accept that
Too soon?
Hoitily-toitily
SNL's Samberg had
Asked an alluring young
Lady to dance.
Finding some privacy
Andy excitedly,
Anti-climactically
Jizzed in his pants.
The Lonely Island has saved my mental health on numerous occasions β€οΈππ»









Wow, Pinterest is such a place

My old pfp for school ...
Brooklyn Nine-Nine has been one of the most consistent comedies on TV for years and one of the best.
In my opinion, the world is a much better place with this show in it. I love these characters and the good, healing energy this comedy series brings. It gives us characters that feel organic, beautiful, strong, dignified, yet with flaws and vulnerabilities. It perfectly balances comedy and drama.
The show very much feels like a television adaptation of Phil Lord and Chris Miller's 21 Jump Street (one of my favorite comedy films). I promise to continue watching it if it ever returns in any way, shape or form.
So we know that Jake loves Taylor Swift, but what if Amy loves Brendan Urie. Imagine how happy they would be singing this song UWU
Jake: Iβm gonna mix my Gatorade and ice cream.
Amy: Jake, no.

The best thing about 2019 so far has been Andy Sambergβs hair.
[Peraltiago at a restaurant]
Jake: So, how is the most beautiful person in the world?
Amy: I donβt know Jake, how are...
Gina from under the table: Iβm doing great Jake, thanks for asking.

Holt, in the background: CHEDDAAAAR

She looks at him with so much love. I CANβTπππ
Gif stolen from @peraltiago-s
Jake and Amy: *gazing into each otherβs eyes*
Gina: *opens a soda*
Jake: We were having a moment.
Gina: And Iβm having a soda.










snl auditions (x)










You get one more sentence.
Palm Springs (2020) dir. Max Barbakow

saw this and thought of andy samberg in brooklyn 99
it's even funnier that the other actor is so much younger aswell, it makes me laugh every time
CGI de-aging will never hold a candle to the power of sitcom characters appearing in flashbacks to college or even high school looking exactly as they do in the present day, played by actors in their 30s or more, but wearing a wig to give them a hairstyle that was fashionable at the time but deeply dated now