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4 years ago

i can’t stop thinking abt that brooklyn 99 episode when jake is SO sure that a suspect killed the victim that he arrests them without any proof.

in the end obviously he’s right but what if he hadn’t been? would he have made up evidence bc he was so sure of his hunch? would he have continues to harass this man until he was sued? would he have done everything in his power to make this man’s life harder bc he’s so sure he’s the perpetrator he’s looking for?

it kind of horrifies me that jake is clearly the hero in this story and it’s supposed to be funny that he abused his power as a police officer to β€˜get the job done’ and we as the audience are supposed to accept that


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13 years ago

Too soon?

Hoitily-toitily

SNL's Samberg had

Asked an alluring young

Lady to dance.

Finding some privacy

Andy excitedly,

Anti-climactically

Jizzed in his pants.


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1 year ago

The Lonely Island has saved my mental health on numerous occasions β€οΈπŸ™πŸ»


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2 years ago

Brooklyn Nine-Nine has been one of the most consistent comedies on TV for years and one of the best.

In my opinion, the world is a much better place with this show in it. I love these characters and the good, healing energy this comedy series brings. It gives us characters that feel organic, beautiful, strong, dignified, yet with flaws and vulnerabilities. It perfectly balances comedy and drama.

The show very much feels like a television adaptation of Phil Lord and Chris Miller's 21 Jump Street (one of my favorite comedy films). I promise to continue watching it if it ever returns in any way, shape or form.


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10 years ago

television history


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6 years ago

So we know that Jake loves Taylor Swift, but what if Amy loves Brendan Urie. Imagine how happy they would be singing this song UWU


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6 years ago

Jake: I’m gonna mix my Gatorade and ice cream.

Amy: Jake, no.


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6 years ago
The Best Thing About 2019 So Far Has Been Andy Sambergs Hair.

The best thing about 2019 so far has been Andy Samberg’s hair.


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6 years ago

[Peraltiago at a restaurant]

Jake: So, how is the most beautiful person in the world?

Amy: I don’t know Jake, how are...

Gina from under the table: I’m doing great Jake, thanks for asking.


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6 years ago
She Looks At Him With So Much Love. I CANT

She looks at him with so much love. I CAN’T😍😍😍

Gif stolen from @peraltiago-s


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6 years ago

Jake and Amy: *gazing into each other’s eyes*

Gina: *opens a soda*

Jake: We were having a moment.

Gina: And I’m having a soda.


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4 years ago
You Get One More Sentence.
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You get one more sentence.

Palm Springs (2020) dir. Max Barbakow


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1 year ago
Saw This And Thought Of Andy Samberg In Brooklyn 99

saw this and thought of andy samberg in brooklyn 99

it's even funnier that the other actor is so much younger aswell, it makes me laugh every time

CGI de-aging will never hold a candle to the power of sitcom characters appearing in flashbacks to college or even high school looking exactly as they do in the present day, played by actors in their 30s or more, but wearing a wig to give them a hairstyle that was fashionable at the time but deeply dated now


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