The Dragon Talking About Merlin And Arthur

The Dragon talking about Merlin and Arthur

I doubt he had his proper fill of love all his life. But those who hunger for it do, sometimes, most and best deliver it.

— Brother Cadfael: Devil’s Novice

Grantaire: *talking badly about himself*

Enjolras: Hey! That‘s my husband you‘re talking about!

Spark Notes: “Take a study break!”

Me (has to finish the book by tomorrow and hasn’t even made it through the summary of the first chapter): “You are absolutely right, I deserve it.”

Courfeyrac: “You, my friend, have what I like to call ‘an Eeyore complex.’”

Grantaire: “Yeah, it’s a result of what I like to call ‘my crippling depression.’”

Parallels

Paleontologist: “We have discovered this new dinosaur, what should we name it? I was thinking neck lizard, but perhaps using vernacular closer to its time? Greek perhaps? It’s not terribly close to the time of the dinosaurs but it is better than English. Let us call it ‘Brachiosaurus.’”

Aliens in the future: “We have found the remains of the mammal that used to dominate this planet called ‘Earth,’ what should we name it? I was thinking flesh man, but perhaps using the vernacular of its time? Let us call it ‘squishy boy.’”