There's A Mod That Allows You To Pick Up Villagers, So Imagine One For Picking Up Illagers. You Could

There's a mod that allows you to pick up Villagers, so imagine one for picking up Illagers. You could pick up all types and carry them around on your back, slung over a shoulder, or frontal. The frontal would give you a view of a grumpy face and narrowed eyes. Then you could place them somewhere like in a room, pen, or mining cart, or even a bed.

Taming Illagers would allow you to do this unharmed but picking them up "feral" would deal half a heart of damage continually like you were being poisoned.

Due to being so close to the Player like this they wouldn't be able to do their normal attacks, so the damage is from them likely biting, scratching, or hitting. And maybe their grumpy noises could get louder or the mod could add a new one for when the Player picks them up.

BLOODIED AND THIRSTY! She's literally slaying, illagers would probably be the first to use that as a slang word. Because I cannot with the fit/Pos

"Illagers got a bloody history"

Here, take a female illager with cool armor because illagers just have style in general <3

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

YES ILLAGER FANFICTION

Awsome!

I am happy- and it's probably enough dopamine for illagers to finish my fanfic

They Look so Lovely I just love their little carvings and drawings

[[... I've been possessed

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Im waiting for myself to finnish writing a Minecraft fanfiction

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.......... Is their an illager chat ai bot

Edit:... What is worng with me this is to much fun. Lol. I need to write.