Buck: I Dont Think Ive Ever Seen A Man Turn A Woman Off With Such Skill

Buck: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man turn a woman off with such skill

Eddie: It's a gift.

Me:

Interviewer:

So what can we expect from Buck and Eddie this season?

Oliver:

Oh you know, beautiful friendship, personal growth, general tenderness etc...😊

Ryan:

They're gonna get real close😉 if you know what I mean....

They're gonna be together a lot😏😉 and that's all I can say🤭

*stands up and starts walking out*

*turns around*

Some might even say they come together😉😉😏

*walks out*

Interviewer:

Okay I guess that's all we had time fo-

Ryan:

*running back in*

*panting and wheezing*: they're gonna fuck nasty, multiple times, repeatedly and they'll make out nonstop.

I swear ABC just isn't fair, cause this press season alone, they are so heavily implying buddie. Even the actors!! I mean Ryan and Oliver have MASTERED the love stare even offset😭🤡 #ryliver anyone? The problem is that 2 f-ing seconds after indirectly implying that Buck and Eddie are soulmates, they go on about how 'beautiful it is that friends are so vulnerable and soft with each other' like...SIR?!

I have many friends and (maybe it's just me) I've never looked at any of them the way they look at each other (MAYBE it's cause I DON'T want to spend the rest of my life joined with them in holy matrimony) but okay ...

Colin, after he smugly said he would never court Pen and being called out later on by her:

Ryan: *blushing* it's something brand new for both of us

Oliver: they're showing up for each other in different ways.

Buddie shippers:

"He's able to be a little bit more honest with himself and maybe slow things down because he would much rather instinctually want to just get into another relationship and be monogamous with one individual and then hope it works out.

- Ryan Guzman, Vol 2. Trolling Buddie Shippers

INDIVIDUAL👀👀 Why not WOMAN?! Why individual?? Your words RYAN!!😭 Your words have meaning😮‍💨