Buddie Coded - Tumblr Posts
I swear ABC just isn't fair, cause this press season alone, they are so heavily implying buddie. Even the actors!! I mean Ryan and Oliver have MASTERED the love stare even offset😭🤡 #ryliver anyone? The problem is that 2 f-ing seconds after indirectly implying that Buck and Eddie are soulmates, they go on about how 'beautiful it is that friends are so vulnerable and soft with each other' like...SIR?!
I have many friends and (maybe it's just me) I've never looked at any of them the way they look at each other (MAYBE it's cause I DON'T want to spend the rest of my life joined with them in holy matrimony) but okay ...
'... but, with Buck in his life, Eddie isn’t a single parent either way.'
I'm sorry I know I'm late but....
The fact that this is from an actual real life news article and not straight out of a fanfic is life changing.🤯🤯
I feel like a clown though🤡🤡 so to the good ppl over at ABC:
You are NOT gonna keep messing with me like this 😒
Ryan was released from PR jail and immediately decided to confirm every single intrusive thought the Buddie fandom has ever had. 😂😂
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he's the author of some Buddie fanfics out there cause from the get go he was like:
Who loves Oliver the most?! ME!
Who loves Buddie the most?? ME!!
Who loves Buck the most??! EDDIE!!!
Oliver is there (ever the perfect PR student) talking bout 'beautiful friendship' then Ryan (the PR school dropout) comes blowing through with 'most important relationship' 'this goes beyond friendship. I love you to the core!' 🤡🤡🤡
Like.... chile👀👀 if y'all don't stop playing dumb, and start playing house!😒
Ryan: *blushing* it's something brand new for both of us
Oliver: they're showing up for each other in different ways.
Buddie shippers:
The ABC PR team watching Ryan set fire to their well thought out vague announcements for Buddie:
Interviewer:
So what can we expect from Buck and Eddie this season?
Oliver:
Oh you know, beautiful friendship, personal growth, general tenderness etc...😊
Ryan:
They're gonna get real close😉 if you know what I mean....
They're gonna be together a lot😏😉 and that's all I can say🤭
*stands up and starts walking out*
*turns around*
Some might even say they come together😉😉😏
*walks out*
Interviewer:
Okay I guess that's all we had time fo-
Ryan:
*running back in*
*panting and wheezing*: they're gonna fuck nasty, multiple times, repeatedly and they'll make out nonstop.
im pre-endorsing whatever petty embarrassing thing buck does in next week's episode because if i was in a tense gay situationship with my baby daddy boy best friend and he started getting obsessed with some guy we've both known for 20 minutes id also do something unspeakable on that basketball court. dont look at him he aint special.