We Should Lean More Into The Fact That Helen Was A Real Estate Agent Before She Got Distortioned. After

We should lean more into the fact that Helen was a real estate agent before she got Distortioned. After Helen takes over, the Distortion hallways should start looking like a really sterile, beige, house set up to be shown to potential buyers.

Endless hallways in various different muted pastel colors. The same three generic paintings repeated over and over.

A maze of open plan kitchens that all lead into each other endlessly. Each identical in layout but with portions and angles slightly off in different ways.

Hallways lined with doors that all lead to the same immaculately neat child's bedroom stretching on and on, seemingly forever.

A living room that seems normal at first but slowly fills with more and more bowls of fake fruit and tasteful flower arrangements.

A house where every room is a lie. Everything set up carefully in a facsimile of a welcoming home but if you scratch the surface you'll find it to be cold and artificial.

That would have been a cool thing to do with her domain in season 5 too. You would easily do something with it about being forced to perform the heteronormative ideals of domestic life or something like that.

WOOOO YEAH NEW CRANE WIVES ALBUM YAAYY

48 minutes and 8 seconds later:

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

Silly jmart doodles based of my post about them going to ikea! :]

THE AGENCY 🪦⭐️

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