Like.... We Know What You Are, Asmodeus

Like.... we know what you are, Asmodeus

"Fizzarolli is so lucky to have Asmodeus!"

...Are...are you sure about that

The fact that we got the mf who saved Childe when he was in the abyss BEFORE Sandrone...... Sandrone lovers we are not making it outta this one are we?

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT DAN SAYING "fuck ai!" WHAT????

[SPOILERS FOR THE FNAF MOVIE]

I just came back from the fnaf movie... I'm never gonna be normal. Ever. This is my sign that I'm never gonna be normal

First off, CORY, THE LIVING TOMBSTONE AND MATPAT???? OH MY GOD MY BELOVEDS (MATPAT EVEN SAID BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!!! YIPPEE!)

Second, I was a bit sad that we didn't get to see the fnaf bitting head thingy with c.c, but we DID get a scene where freddy fucking bites off the top part of a girl's body and her lower part fucking falls to the ground (the gore and violence in this movie is INSANE. The cupcake eating the dudes face, the dude having his whole face shredded, and Vanessa getting fucking chocked and stabbed)

Speaking of her. A. Very happy she didn't have any romance with Mike, B. Vanessa being William's kid is NOT something I expected, C. WILLIAM SAYING THE LINE!!! "I ALWAYS COME BACK." .... YIP-

At the end it says come find me.... I think I'm gonna be sick

I'm also gonna be sick with the fact that it's a three year contract, so we're gonna have two more movies (but like, in a good autistic way for both. Ifykyk)

8/10 movie, I would give it a 10/10 but I'm knocking 1 point off because of the lore inaccuracy and another point off for the stuff that wasn't resolved (like Williams motives not being talked about, Mike not being in his family, and C.C just straight up not being real)

Tommy inherited the looks from Philza and the ao3 writting skills from Wilbur except Tommy uses wattpad

Why did Neuvillette kick someone in the balls and Childe fucking drop kicked someone in Furina's demo.... whagt