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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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The Cage - Chapter Six, part one
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Time for the tour!
“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me
it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"


what a jokester, eh? alos, yes, im canadian.
Edit: it was supposed to say "do you know..." at the beginning of morphs dialouge thats why the grammar is all messed up 😭😭
morph would cheer so hard their would voice crack
Emma Frost shoving her diamond fingers into sinister's eyes is just, so vindicating

is anyone else obsessed with John Oliver? Like he's really funny plus great at having like nuanced and educated views on things that I generally agree with. Also I've listened to the strike force five podcast too many times.

@morpherine-events Day 4
Merfolk AU aka short canadian fisherman holds hands with shapeshifting mermaid partner

Not to be dramatic but they looked so good at the Albie Awards tonight holy shit. She is like - are you fucking kidding meeeeee - insane - so elegant - and he's got that pretty blue suit from last Emmy season out for another spin. Also I especially like this picture cause he's holding her purse ☺️💕
John Oliver, September 9th

Honestly who needs the immigration process. THIS is how you identify a real American. Doesn't matter where you were born. If any part of your home looks like this - or if you at least WISH it looked like this - on September 9th, you should be automatically awarded US citizenship.
why do they have such similar vibes


Since I'm on a Morph thought process, I shall share a headcanon.
Their stupid jacket is a security blanket akin to the "favorite hoodie."
My reasoning:
Okay keep in mind the old cartoon is, well, budgeted. There's alot of timed where things don't get animated right, characters are wearing the wrong clothes or holding the wrong props, or somebody forgets to put pants on Wolverine (yes this happened) so when we first see Morph wearing the X Jacket it's just suddenly there in the middle of the first mission, and also sometimes they're wearing gloves and not. Now from what I hear and reckon, they just shape-shift clothes on themself most of the timr, which, valid, they're a shapeshifter, why wear physical clothes if you don't have to? I like to think the jacket is real though.
And then it gets vaporized off of them from a sentinel death ray, along with most of their top layers and if this wasn't a kids show there'd be a gaping hole in their chest.
So next season when theyre mind controlled and brain fucked by Sinister they dont have the jacket. Until they goe back to the mansion that is. After that they wear the jacket some more.
In 97, they're wearing it all the time except for when the big costume change happens because it's time to fight the boss and we all gotta look pretty. Time to put the feel good jacket away.
Anyways, it's akin to the comfort hoodie. It's home to them. It covers them. It grounds them. It reminds them who they are.
Or maybe I think too hard about a characters wardrobe idk I'm just glad they kept Wolverines tipped cowboy boots fr
AGHHH what if i was morph because im longing for someone I know can’t and won’t like me back because they’re yearning for someone else
HMMM???
@some-dull-scissors your art got used in an angsty morphrine tiktok edit :]
i like love confessions and pining personally
Send Morpherine prompts! I’m traveling for the next two weeks and will have quite a bit of down time!
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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.
Me: *instantly ragdolls*