Im Crying Like Hell. My Baby Kitten Is Going To Get The Snippy Snips And I Know Hell Be Fine But Damn

I’m crying like hell. My baby kitten is going to get the snippy snips and I know he’ll be fine but damn it it’s only been an hour and I miss his purrs

This is the most painful 6 hour wait and I have been through heart surgery at 8 years old.

Truly a being of the people.

is pickles old enough in cat years to be eligible to run for president

Following the withdrawal of Joe Biden from the 2024 Presidential Race, the DNC has nominated Jimmy “Pickles” Hoffa to run as the Democratic nominee for President

Snoop and Martha owning the Olympics was not on my Bingo Card, but I can't think of a better possible addition to it.

I have to watch as four tied-down metal beasts vore all sorts of masochist ripped prior presidents, some being so tattered the beast spits them back up just to swallow them again.

In addition: The thrusting of the cards in and out of the reader just for it to ask to read it again.

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

I love job-dedicated hunter wolf-man.

I don’t ever want him to snap.

Technically true.

I live here

(I want to strangle the amount of ai images I had to scroll through for this. Google,fuck off with the ai art recommendations unless specifically asked.)