I Bought Very Cute Postcards With Drawings By A Famous Russian Artist Who Illustrated Russian Folk Tales...

I bought very cute postcards with drawings by a famous Russian artist who illustrated Russian folk tales... and maybe someone would like to receive a postcard from me from Russia? 💓💓 (unfortunately except for australia, new zealand, poland and finland, nothing can be sent to these countries 🥺)

I would be glad to send all this beauty to someone! 🥹 I have 10 postcards, but if there will be more people I will buy more! you can send me nothing, but if you want, I would also be glad to receive a postcard, but it is not obligatory 🥹🌸

all you have to do is send your address and that's it 💖

Hello! I heard you like Frau! Do you have a particular moment (or several moments obv) you love most? 😀

Woah what an ask, gesù cristo, I'm overwhelmed, give me a minute - or hundred. 👀

Okay I'm good now. So, the short answer is: Frau herself is my favourite moment but let's explore this topic thoroughly. *cracks fingers*

🙌🏻 My Top 3 Frau moments 🙌🏻

#3: Being half Frau - half regular Schneider© (@ms-nerd)

I'm not sure if it still counts as a "Frau moment" but I LOVE him half naked in a wig and I wanted to post pictures/gifs of JFC's pretty, lipstick-smeared face and that beautiful back, so here we go. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#2: Bück dich live performances / putting the band on a leash

I could screenshot every pixel of the Live in Paris version. Or of any other recordings of Bück dich. Why? Dom Frau Schneider >>>>> anything.

(Jesus, just watching him and know how much he enjoys being in this role is such a turn-on itself. Who said that?)

#1: The born of Frau™ 🌹

This day was as life-changing for him as for us.

Imagine waking up as regular Schneider on a rainy day. You go to work, expecting a tiring shooting day with some fun. Then you're told that you'll be alone on set, no band mates. Well, it is how it is. You're just chilling in a corner, looking into the abyss, no thoughts head empty, when someone from make-up department shows up in front of you with a wig and make-up products, all made for women. It seems suspicious but since "no thoughts, head empty", you just let them do their work. And then:

You just feel her in every cell of your body. You feel empowered, majestic, alive. Your whole being is transformed into something more.

And you just realize that Frau was born.

*cough* eehhrrm... I got carried away again, didn't I?

Thank you for this ask. (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠) I hope it was informative. Sort of.

Friday night

Expectation:

Reality:

I know I'm going to Hell, but the lust those clerical outfits inspire...

I'm sorry @samshinechester @buuucky-barnes @helinyetille @namelessrammgirl but have you seen this 👇🤭

HHAHAHAH HELP 😆😍

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol