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Some Schneider/Richard dalliance ♥ 

And of course, Frau and the provocative Richard cannot be left out :D :D 

These two 🖤❤️

BONUS ♥ with Frau.... :) 

My favourite Richard moments from Paris concert ♥

Printscreens by me ;) 

Frau my beloved 🛐🛐🛐

Happy Birthday to my favorite drummer!

I hope you have an amazing day❤️

All the best for you

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Christoph Schneider

Bonus: Frau Schneider

suddenly, im 1.8k words deep in the next mein tier chapter lmao??

Paul brutally falling and Till watching in fear, Goth princess ignoring her boyfriend and being more concerned about pressing the right keys that are probably marked already.

all this Frau on my dash really be making me thirsty 😩

Well, absolutely understandable, because you know...

She's beauty 👄

she's grace 💅

she kicks you off the stage 🦵

but will pat you if you behave ❤️

All hail Frau Schneider 👏🙇 whom we collectively thirst after 👀

He is a good actor too

Reise reise ad

I decided to prank my girlfriend

I’m such a jackass.

The idea was better in my head lol.

Late Rammstein Halloween art :)

Flawless moment of victory

(x)

a little schneesh moment (x)

Hello! I heard you like Frau! Do you have a particular moment (or several moments obv) you love most? 😀

Woah what an ask, gesù cristo, I'm overwhelmed, give me a minute - or hundred. 👀

Okay I'm good now. So, the short answer is: Frau herself is my favourite moment but let's explore this topic thoroughly. *cracks fingers*

🙌🏻 My Top 3 Frau moments 🙌🏻

#3: Being half Frau - half regular Schneider© (@ms-nerd)

I'm not sure if it still counts as a "Frau moment" but I LOVE him half naked in a wig and I wanted to post pictures/gifs of JFC's pretty, lipstick-smeared face and that beautiful back, so here we go. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#2: Bück dich live performances / putting the band on a leash

I could screenshot every pixel of the Live in Paris version. Or of any other recordings of Bück dich. Why? Dom Frau Schneider >>>>> anything.

(Jesus, just watching him and know how much he enjoys being in this role is such a turn-on itself. Who said that?)

#1: The born of Frau™ 🌹

This day was as life-changing for him as for us.

Imagine waking up as regular Schneider on a rainy day. You go to work, expecting a tiring shooting day with some fun. Then you're told that you'll be alone on set, no band mates. Well, it is how it is. You're just chilling in a corner, looking into the abyss, no thoughts head empty, when someone from make-up department shows up in front of you with a wig and make-up products, all made for women. It seems suspicious but since "no thoughts, head empty", you just let them do their work. And then:

You just feel her in every cell of your body. You feel empowered, majestic, alive. Your whole being is transformed into something more.

And you just realize that Frau was born.

*cough* eehhrrm... I got carried away again, didn't I?

Thank you for this ask. (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠) I hope it was informative. Sort of.

Frau Schneider and her favourite good boy @ Olympic Sports Complex, Moscow - Russia (10.02.2012) © Alexander Matukhno | Freeraser

not Duolingo with FRAU SCHNEIDER 😭

Just look what that naughty Frau did to Richard when he wouldn’t play with her lol

if she's your girl why is she breaking open my ribcage and devouring me like an animal?

frau schneider for @themarten

reading this from fucking cover TO COVER

I hope Schneider will write an autobiography for Frau one day 💖