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Forget that are you

Hi how ya doing? Also here’s some flowers 💐🪻🌻🌷

It's been months since I opened my ask box. Thanks for the flowers!

*makes a flower crown for me and you*

Just a little longer. My hiatus will end on March 2024

I've figured it out. Doors is a game about homophobic entities trying to kill you as you hide in the closet while hide desperately wants you to come out.

(bonus: closet jack is also hiding but everytime you open the closet he mistakes you for a homophobic entity)

…Where have you gone 🥲 I miss you…I’ll give you more flowers if you like it and it brings you back 💐

I am so sorry but I'll have to be dead till March because I'm gonna give a very important exam of my life this 😭

Really hurts me staying away from you people but school is an ass. Thank you for the dada flowers honey, I hope this exam blows over soon.

HI! How's life?

I was wondering if you'll be continuing your forgotten series because it is so good and the last post was a couple months ago XD. I really love your writing please keep it up!

Thank you!

Have some flowers!💐

<3

Ah there is an issue with the forgotten series. My writing skills have not sharpened so well and writing an adventure horror post apocalyptic series is very problematic because of that. I'm kind of practising right now for it. Really sorry to all this forgotten lovers out there

and thank you for these flowers! I'll make some lovely bookmarks with them and surely send you some as well

hello friend!!

have a cupcake!! the humans love these confections!!

(ty for being my moot, too!!)

Ooh very interesting. It looks so sweet and-

(takes a small nibble)

Oh my god it's so sweet

(inhales it)

Also i have no idea what a moot is but if it makes you happy then cool.

You know what?!? I'm TIRED of Bunny!Readers being dumb mindless personality lacking sex dolls with the sole purpose of being banged by anyone.

I hate it. I want Bunny!Readers with a well written character sketch. Who have an ambition. Who have a personality. Who have dreams and goals in life. Who are capable and independent individuals. Who have quirks and flaws. Who have a defined chemistry with character. WHO AREN'T JUST WHORES WHO GET BANGED EVERY 2 HOURS.

wait a minute....I'm a writer.....

Ferb i know what we're gonna do today...

Part 4

Also before we start i'd like to warn you that things get suggestive but no honking donking takes place. I physically cannot write the hooga booga.

Idk how to write suggestive stuff so if you die of cringe then it's not my fault cuz I warned ya.

You may now continue.

Here we see…a sight that’s too weird to explain bruh. Bu is desperately nudging Kunikuzushi’s head as he proceeds to sulk on a table depressed. Lisa had seen her gloomy assistant this morning and tried to ask what the matter was. She gave up after a few hours though.

Coming back to Bu who had the expression and squeaks of “I swear it wasn’t my intention, even I didn’t see it coming!”

“I know Bu, I don’t blame you….” Bu gave a confused squeak as Kuni propped his head up.

“I’m just confused. How dense can a human be?!?” The slime was immediately silenced as he found himself unable to reply. Kuni takes his que to rant.

“They see me as a little brother. A LITTLE BROTHER! I TRIED EVERYTHING VENTI TAUGHT AND I GOT BROTHER ZONED! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT SUCKS TO BE BROTHER ZONED?? I MADE A CHEEZY FLIRT AND THEY JUST PAT MY HEAD WITH A GIGGLE.”

“Sweetie I understand your crush won’t notice you but keep it down. We’re in the library.” Lisa poked her head from the bookshelves and went back to her work.

“Sorry…” he groaned and massaged his temples. Bu trying his best to be supportive rubbed his arm.

“Ugh my break’s over now, let’s go Bu.” Deciding to ignore his pain with work, Kuni got up from his seat and began to pick up the books from the table to arrange in their respective shelves. Bu trying his best to assist him hopped off his seat and pointed out the shelves. (The little guy was even carrying small books on his head)

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The shift was finally over.

“Goodnight Kuni! Goodnight Bu! I hope to see you two tomorrow~” Lisa waved him bye at the footsteps of the Favonius building.

“Goodnight Lisa!”

“Squee squeak!”

It was dark right now. They stars and constellations shone like glitter in the sky and the moon looked like a massive pearl. It was a perfect sight for stargazing but Kuni just wanted to go home. He was a little tired, and so was his slime partner. Maybe he'll take you stargazing later?

“So Bu, what should we have for dinner?”

……

He was peacefully asleep on top of his head.

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“I'm home!" you called out as you took your shoes off and dropped your weapon next to the shoe rack like a zombie. Your day could have gone smoothly if it wasn't for reckless Pallard being stupid. Your exhaustion was however was quickly forgotten as Bu bounced his way to greet you excitedly. You opened your arms and as he jumped into them, you were filled with euphoria.

“Squeak squee!”

“I know baby I missed you too!” You exclaimed as you rubbed your cheek against his “head”.

“I see someone is back very early!” Came your roommates voice from the kitchen full of sarcasm.

“Hey Kuni!” You made you way into the kitchen with Bu in your arms to greet your boyfriend. He was setting the table with dinner and honestly you couldn’t ask for more. Right now you just want to eat and go to sleep.

“Welcome back, I trust your day went we- WHAT HAPPENED??” Oh boy he saw your messy state huh…well you usually look gorgeous reader but right now you looked like a hilichurl who dove into mud. All thanks to Pallard. Everybody say Fuck you pallard.

“Hi :D”

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“You seriously need to be more careful you know! Do you know how dangerous a gang of hilichurls can be??” Kuni’s voice was muffed but clear behind the bathroom door. After seeing your state he immediately pushed you into the bath, heck he was even ready to bathe you in case you couldn’t but after insisting you’re fine he let you be alone in your bathtub. Dang reader you scored a very worried wife.

“Once you are done then let me help you patch up okay? I really don’t want you pushing yourself since you just came back in such a disheveled sta-“

“Alright alright no need to be so worried!” his sentence was cut short as you stepped out of the bathroom all clean. From the steam you emerged, in just a towel around your body. It hugged your torso and revealed your shape way more than it should. Your scars, birthmarks, fresh injuries you got today were all in front of him to see.

Kuni.exe has stopped working. Seriously he froze. You looked so divine to him he found it hard to look away. No, he found it very hard to control himself. He felt blood hush into his cheeks and his "empty" chest thumping wildly.

“Ayo you good?”

And he snapped out of his dazed state.

“Y-yeah um, you uh-“ and now he’s broken. Have mercy on him reader.

“Uh huh, yeah injuries. *cough* Could you please get out first? I need to put some clothes on.”

“RIGHT!” And with that he tried to rush out of the room. Key word: tried. He bumped into the door frame along the way. In case if you’re wondering, Bu came looking for you with a medkit on his head but got confused when he saw his dad rush out of your room and slamming the door. Now Kuni is the one who looked like a mess as he slid down against the door. He covered his mouth and processed what he just saw.

“Y/n...why are you doing this to me…” he panted through heavy breaths. Your body flashed in his mind and he couldn't help but shamefully imagine what you looked without the towel covering you.

He really can’t hold on any longer.

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What was that all about? You just stared at the door, not knowing a puppet is waiting behind it. Anyways better dry yourself. As for the injuries, you noticed there really was nothing major except for small cuts and bruises. Opening your wardrobe, you decided to throw on your (pajamas of choice) and dried your hair.

Why do you hear heavy breathing outside your door? Better check it out.

"Kuni, I'm done!"

...

"Kuni?"

.........

You were met with silence. Looking around the dark hall, you could see Bu sleeping next to the plant on the window. You walked up to him quietly and asked in the softest way possible,

"Bu, have you seen your daddy?"

Bu gave a sleepy mewl and pointed towards the living room with his flower head.

"Thanks kiddo" you gave him a head pat and watched him drift off again.

Did Kuni fall asleep on the couch?

The living room seemed normal at first. It was dimly lit but enough for you to navigate around. Moonlight poured out the window giving the room a mix of honey and sapphire. It looked comforting but then came the feeling of being watched. Something was there. It was watching your every move. You just couldn't tell what it was. It made you nervous but with all you bravery you opened your mouth.

"Kuni, are yo- AH!"

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He pinned them against the wall. It kinda started them. Still, they opened their eyes to see him. From the window beside them, the moonlight fell on his flustered face. His mouth was in a pout and his glossy eyes showed symptoms of frustration. His pale skin had flushed cheeks.

"Kuni? What are you doin-"

"Just stop playing so dumb!"

"???"

His face was mad. And his voice was on the verge of cracking. He was on the verge of blowing up.

"I'm trying so hard! Yet here you are being so oblivious and naive to all my advances...how can a human be so dense?!?"

Is he talking about...

Now the dots were slowly being connected. He never does anything to make him a stammering fool but this week he's been strage. Those compliments, the flowers, Bu cannot pick them so tenderly! He has no hands. Could it be that...

"Y/n. Look me in the eyes and tell me, am I ever going to be more than a brother to you?"

Oh. So it is exactly that. Heh.

“Ara ara~" you smirked as you gently held his chin, your other arm snaking around his waist. He turned red from the contact, his arms getting weak.

"Are you trying to kabedon me Kuni-chan?" You lifted his face to meet his eyes. He was a mess.

"How cute~"

"I- answer me!"

"shh.." You shushed him with your finger. Now he felt like he would melt any second.

You leaned closer to his face, close enough to feel each other's breath. In the most seductive tone, you whispered,

"Actions speak louder than words. I want my answer to be louder and clearer for you."

He let out a gasp as he felt himself being pushed onto the couch. He closed his eyes and landed on the soft cushions, but when he opened them, you were there. You were hovering on top of him, caging him between your arms. In the dim lamp of the room, your honey lit eyes held one thing. Passion. For him.

You gently stroked his face, Staring into his violet eyes. He found it hard to look away.

“Oh Doll…” you exhaled. Kuni swallowed the lump in his throat. You leaned closer towards him as he closed his eyes in anticipation.

Only to feel suffocated. Literally. He can't breathe. All his air supply was cut off. He struggled but it was akin to punching air.

WHAT'S GOING ON-

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Kuni woke up with a loud gasp as Bu fell beside him on the table.

He took his time to cherish the sweet oxygen and then take in his surroundings. Large bookshelves surrounded him and the bright sun leaked through the window behind him.

Wait...was he asleep in the library? Was it all a dream....?

He looked around to see Bu upside down and dizzy. He quickly grabbed him and put him upright.

"Bu, did you fall asleep on my face again?"

"squee"

"...."

So that explains the suffocation. Wait- that dream!

His face got flushed with embarrassment remembering the events. Still, he wondered what would have happened if he wasn't suffocated by his slime child.

"Don't do it again, okay? You almost suffocated me in my sleep."

"Squeak!"

And so those two stretched and continued their library work as if nothing happened.

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heyyyy if u dont mind, could you add me to the taglist for that scara and isekai reader fic? if not its alright tho!

omg Bu ilysm

Oh no I'm so sorry but the tag list is full ;-;

Can I offer you some sus steak istead? 🥩

Please help me in my last exam tomorrow

Lucky Clover Cat

GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND

"K N E E L"

Had this crossover stuck in my head for a bit hehe

SAGAU real.

Exams are ALMOST done so here is an embarrassing moment of myself which makes me want to shrivel up in a corner everytime i remember it.

So i was once in Dubai for a school trip and it really didn't feel any different from India ( ye I'm Indian). Infact i kept forgetting that I'm not in India but in a foreign country.

I shared a room with two of my seniors in the hotel and everytime we needed something, i would be the one to make a call to the services since i was the least awkward of us three (and had a more fluent English).

Long story short we needed water bottles so as usual i picked up the hotel phone and dialed the number to the reception. But, as usual i forgot i was in a foreign country where people do not understand Hindi. So as soon as the reception guy picked up, i went:

" Hello हाव, हमारे रूम xxxx मे पीने का पानी खतम है तो क्या आप और बॉटल भेज सकते हो?"

Translation: Hello yes, we are out of drinkable water in our room xxxx, could you please send some more bottles?

Anyways the guy was stunned into silence. For a good few seconds. And that's when i realised that "Shit I'm in Dubai they don't understand Hindi..."

Before i could say anything else he handed the phone over to the room keeping services and that's when i regained my composure and asked her my request IN ENGLISH.

When i was done i hung up the phone and proceeded to scream on the bed. My roommates went "lol 's not a big deal."

MR RECEPTION GUY IF YOU ARE READING THIS IM SO SORRY.

rabies

rabies <3

Sorry i don't wanna get cursed right before my Hindi exam

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Aye thanks fellow cool person

Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

@ruruxmi and @dorothy-rainbird

such cool people!!

Did i just manage to teach myself the mole concept better than my teachers or any other elder? I absolutely did. My brain is fried cya people after finals

Legit turned around to my bestie and asked her with a big smile,

"Do you want free trauma?"

She went "Yeah sure"

And so i traumatized her by sexulizing maths

Question!

Are you going to be continuing the forgotten series still it was really intriguing and you left us at a stand still 😭

I’m just asking because you haven’t updated it in a while!

I hope you’re doing well and staying happy and healthy 😊

Yes, i will be continuing that series don't worry. I'm just having a very stressful time right now tho and it's going to be very busy till March. Sorry to keep you guys waiting

Qiqi carrying xiao on her back:

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Staring at an npc

“Yeah sure Barbatoes is a hard working ar- 👁👁

😳Omg nice tiddi-“

Npc: “SHH! Can you hear the wind”

I myself remember a long time ago,

Kaeya was being very sus and scary. I think he said something weird... anyways i tried to switch him with Amber for some work and guess what?

The game crashed.

Genshin being little weird today

I play genshin, no surprise there. I play it when I have free time. When I say it’s been acting really weird I mean it.

First thing that I found weird is the game would freeze and lag when I want to change characters but the fighting and stuff like that is normal. For example I was fight slimes and needed to change Aether to Kaeya. It wouldn’t let me Aether was fine no lagging or anything I just couldn’t change my character! Once I was done fighting the slimes I could change it. It had no ‘Can’t change character now’ thing on the screen.

Second thing, I was doing quests and was using the teleporting waypoint. The moment I teleported it went black. The screen full black. I took a screenshot

This is all I saw. Like wtf. It stayed like that for more than a minute. I was shocked and exit the game out and left to do some things. It was back to normal after that

third, Windtrace…..it’s fun but not so much when this happens

Aether disappeared! It looks like he’s talking to air! I find it funny that it looks like that. Aether didn’t appear again since I wanted to play windtrace.

fourth, idk if anyone had this problem but anyone have paimon just stay in one spot and not disappear? Like she’s just floating there while your walking around and far away and she’s still there floating?

I was walking around cuz I was bored. I tapped the paimon button on the top since it had a red button thing. I exited out of the menu only for paimon to still stay there….at this point I really don’t care I just am making fun of them at this point

It’s scary sometimes the black screen was unsettling. The disappearing Aether was weird I joked how he was going to take a break. Paimons weird in general.

I just wanted to share some stuff cuz I don’t know why. It’s been going on for a while and I just get used to it.