You Mean I Should Keep My Resting Bitch Face? Yay!

You mean I should keep my resting bitch face? Yay!

Russian girl secrets: don’t smile on your first date. Be serious at first. Don’t play hard to get. Only smile if he brings you flowers or a gift. Smile when he pays the bill and say “thank you, you are such a gentleman.” He has to earn your smile or he won’t chase you and expect you to chase him. Instead show interest intellectually, ”what do you do for fun, what drives you or you are passionate about?” “Wow how interesting” “that is quite fascinating.”

If he makes a genuinely funny joke, then laugh. If he says you are beautiful, smile briefly and politely and say thank you. Smile at the server if they serve you excellent food with a beautiful presentation “how beautifully presented! Wonderful plating!” If the food is good smile from ear to ear like a child eating candy “mmmm oh my goodness it’s so delicious. You must try some and order this next time! It’s too good!”

Don’t be happy to see a stranger: it’s dishonest unless you are a pick me. If the food is good be happy to eat it and even exaggerate a little but not theatrical. Just geniunely soak anything in. If the place is beautiful smile and point out the beautiful detail that made you smile.

NO FREE SMILES.

You don’t know him. Why are you even smiling at him. Imagine him old and fat and he enticed you to listen to his boring speech for a free meal. Maybe he has something interesting to say, maybe the food is good.

Also don’t over explain yourself, that’s low self esteem. The queen said don’t complain don’t explain.

If you are late: thank you for your patience. Don’t volunteer why you are later. He asks, “stuck in traffic. it’s unfortunate. So how did your day go?”

The Russian ice queen is a power move. Smiles are earned. Good food? Smile! Flowers? Smile! Beautiful place? Smile. For his existence he has to prove his worth for you to smile. Do cats 🐈‍⬛ Stand up and meow at random strangers? No they meow and great the people who feed and care for them after they are back from work or school. Be like a cat.

At work smile if you are doing customer service but don’t be smiley to coworkers or you are not taken seriously. Smile when there is something to smile about but be serious at first.

Russian gentlemen bring flowers on a first date so they are not met with a scowl. Russian women train them by not smiling for free. Of course they give hope by smiling at food presentation or delicious food.

Make him earn it and not feel he has it in the bag

#dating #relationshipadvice

Credit Maria Al Massani

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Say yes to me.

Do your make-up so you can cry it off.

Get over the shame and the lack of confidence and the fear of failure and the imposter syndrome. Nobody cares. Some people are cruel and mean and love to watch others fail. So what? Do you really want to prove them right? Get the fuck up, we’re chasing our dreams like our lives depend on it because, in case you forgot, they do.