Hello I Am Freaking Tired So This Might Not Make Any Sense

hello i am freaking tired so this might not make any sense

but

concept: Kelsier (Mistborn) adopts the Crows (SOC)

Murder And Crime Dad with a gang of Crime And Murder children? anyone?

like they desperately need a parental figure who isn't poor Colm, and Kelsier has been known to adopt slightly-fucked-up-yet-extremely-badass children. what could go wrong?

[throws crappy zane venture art @ u]

this is my manipulative asshole son, look at him he’s a psycho and he’s mine

and since there is very little content of him out there it looks like I must take it upon myself to put more of him into the world

idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like

no    =    “No,” she said. 

no.    =    "No,” she said sharply.

No    =    “No,” she stated firmly.

No.    =    “No,” she snapped.

NO    =    “No!” she shouted.

noooooo    =    “No,” she moaned.

no~    =    “No,” she said with a drawn-out sing-song.

~no~    =    “No,” she drawled sarcastically.

NOOOOO    =    “No!” she screamed dramatically.

no?!    =    “No,” she said incredulously.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

If you pronounce his name Kelsier with a hard r, that implies that:

1) there's a regular ol Kelse out there, who let's face it, probably died

2) somebody else out there is Kelsiest and that's a terrifying implication

(The crew is Kelsiless)

THEY SAID IT ALL COMES DOWN TO YOU YOU’RE THE DAUGHTER OF SILENT WATCHING STONES YOU WATCH THE STARS HURL ALL THEIR FUNDAMENTS IN WONDERMENT AT YOU AND YOURS FOREVER ASKING MORE YOU ARE THAT SPACE THAT’S IN BETWEEN EVERY PAGE EVERY CHORD AND EVERY SCREEN YOU ARE THE DRIFTWOOD AND THE RIFT YOU’RE THE WORDS I PROMISE I DON’T MEAN