I Feel So Freaking Foggy Today--yay Concussion, Ugh--and Don't Really Have The Capacity To Write, I Don't

I feel so freaking foggy today--yay concussion, ugh--and don't really have the capacity to write, I don't think. Definitely not to edit or format anything (I do most drafts on my phone but they look like Blitz's worst attempts). I'm so sorry, I know it's been a slump on both of my blogs. But! I'm feeling a little better now than this morning, like I can turn my head without getting this weird little soft wave of dizziness, so am gonna sit at the computer for a while and work on clearing out the inbox.

Guys again I am so, so sorry for not getting out starters and replies to starters. I love you fuckers. I am just apparently halfway broken. Don't get concussions, this is dumb.

Quick reminder, because there may be a really emotional BDSM scene starting soon here (under read-mores, but still): my tag for explicit adult shenanigans is just NSFT. So if you're not already filtering that and would like to be, it would be good to add that to your filters now ❤

but HOW does Blitzo torture? what would he actually do?

I feel like this isn't a question I can answer on the dash. Valid question, but let's go with: it really depends on what the client actually requested, how Blitz is feeling, and how the victim reacts. You can definitely PM if you have follow-up questions <3 But I'm not sure I want to chat about the specifics of torture on the dash without it being like... in a thread, where there's context, you know?

A certain owl is going to pepper Blitz's face in soft and fleeting kisses! The final one landing right in the middle of his forehead upon his marking! And then he will retreat back to his tasks.

Blitz batted playfully at the first few kisses, then laughed and closed his eyes and turned his face up to them--without even realizing he had also stretched his body up as much as he could and was standing on the tips of his hooves, trying to get as close to Stolas's kisses as possible.

When Stolas relented and retreated, Blitz didn't bother actually returning to what he himself had been doing. Instead, he flopped down onto the ground, tucked his arms and legs in, and started wiggling around, scratching his back on the floor without a single fucking regret. Stolas was the only other one here, and Stolas? Stolas was allowed to see him without any walls or pretensions. The kiss peppering had been so fucking sweet, and left the imp a little over-stimulated; getting some scritches out like that helped.

That done, he relaxed, flopped onto his side, and gave a big, contented sigh as he just watched Stolas with adoring eyes.

Also that lil goat was the most precious, pure, angelic being in all of creation and I am SO PROUD OF THEM.

Which Hazbin Hotel Character Are You?

Stole this from @blitzbuckz -- am equally baffled. Really thought I'd end up... anyone else! but apparently I'm a murderous cannibal. I'll take it 😂