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{Because this popped up on my dash and I just cannot not comment}
"Please don't kick his junk..." Buster said in a almost pleading diplomatic tone. "I need those... For reasons... They are important... For reasons. Just don't okay." he finishes quickly.
“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk."
“That’s……slightly terrifying honestly….also please don’t. I rather not explain to my master why I had to be in my true form recovering from a kick to my junk…..”
"I'm somewhere in the middle of this right? “
Smash or Pass: Rapier and Buster
“L-let them both smash me…..”
Smash or Pass: Rapier and Buster
“L-let them both smash me…..”
"I was going to put it back! I just forgot. Besides... Doesn't Director Lizard have a lot of staplers??"
Tagged by @argentumexitium.
@ancientblxde @lovelessblade
“I heard that tonight is the night when one is suppose to dress up in costumes and watch scary movies and eat popcorn and candy. Is this true?”
“Are we going to get drunk and have festivities?”
No thoughts head empty just CEO azula
Idk I might make more of these tbh also boomer ozai canon (idk that he's in his 40s) ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ
Repost while I'm making more
Idk I might make more of these tbh also boomer ozai canon (idk that he's in his 40s) ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ
Part 2 of drawing atla as tiktok screenshots I got of Pinterest
I will never get tired of drawing that same empty eye look expressions
Zaza on lesbians @nayadoesstuff
Angr girl kisser
Also if you're reading this and your name s Jia and you commissioned me on artistree please respond to my dm pookie 😞
The shittiest shitpost of all shitty shitposts
My minion loving friend randomly came up with the idea of minions serving azula and it was too good to not draw it 😭😭😭
Alastor's seven-year absence explained
This is crack written at 10 PM after not having gotten any sleep for over 48 hours and after breaking a mirror
AND I WAS LIKE THATS IT
ALASTOR BROKE A MIRROR AND DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
Andyway thank you for coming to my TED talk
Driftmark was THE event of the year (hear me out)
To every Lord and Lady that was present that night on Driftmark, they were suddenly awoken and walked out to the court of High Tide where they found out a Prince of the Realm lost an eye. Then they find out another Prince of the Realm was the one who took his eye. The freaking King shows up and everyone is screaming at each other. The Princess’s children are publicly called bastards in front of everyone. A kid is threatened with torture for saying it. If it couldn’t get crazier, the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms and the Princess/Heir to the Iron Throne get into basically a medieval WWE fight with a knife in between.
I know for a fact the Lords and Ladies who left that night had the biggest tea that year.
Chan: Can we please stop this conversation.
Minho: Why what’s wrong??
Chan: You’re literally teaching Innie how to hide evidence from the police.
Minho: So?! He’s learning a lot! Plus he’s enjoying this, aren’t you Innie?
Jeongin: *trembling* no. No I am not.
Han: Why does it matter whether or not my room is clean?
Seungmin: Well how are you supposed to live in this fucking mess?
Han: It’s not THAT bad—
Felix: Jisungie we literally can’t even get past the door without stepping on clothes.
Han: I don’t see the problem here.
Hyunjin: Stop that
Han: Stop what?
Hyunjin: *pointing to his bouncing leg* THAT
Han: I can’t
Hyunjin: *turns to look at Lee Know*
Minho: *sighs before looking at Han and nudging his head in the direction of Han’s leg*
Han: *stops bouncing his leg immediately*
Hyunjin: *looks at them unimpressed* I don’t know if I find this useful or disgusting
(Based on that one clip, you know the one).
*Changbin talking about something random to SeungIn*
Seungmin: Notice how no one fucking asked?
Changbin: You know you and Jeongin are getting a bit too comfortable with us hyungs lately, watch your mouths.
Seungmin: *Turning to I.N* Who the fuck does this guy think he is?!
Jeongin: FRRR like ain’t nobody under 5’6 talking to me like that
Changbin: The fuck??…If I’m not 5’6 what am I then?!
Jeongin: A garden gnome.
Changbin: MUST you treat me with such disrespect?!
Minho: You’re younger than me..who cares??
Changbin: I CARE
Chan: You know he brings up a good point, as his hyung you should set an example for him and the other members
Minho: but I don’t wannaaaaaaaa