I Hate Everyone Rn Like Tf U Mean U Can Block Me Bc U Dont Like Me Today Screw Urself U Dumb Ass Bitch

i hate everyone rn like tf u mean u can block me bc ‘u dont like me today’ screw urself u dumb ass bitch with ur brain span of a 2 year old looking ass. litro i can see my reflection in that big ass shiny like diamond forehead

im done ranting xx

who snitched

i will SCREAM not them pinning the re-do AND TAGGING MATT???? PLS IM SO SCARED

HE HAS THAT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR CHIN

HELPPPPPPPP WHAT DID I JS FIND IM LAUGHING MY ASS ABSOLUTELY THROUGH THE ROOF😭😭 YALL NEED TO STAND TF UP WHAT IS THIS, HIS CHIN IS SO LONG LMFAOOO

@imwetforyourmom

can someone make a fic abt chris and matt and how they’d be like when proposing and make it more fluffier than my auntie’s cat’s fur

user 3 is so real

can you please write a blurb where matt’s gf is baking in the back of their vlog or wednesday video or smth and it’s caught on camera where he fakes gives her backshots while she’s taking something out / and or putting something in the oven

(add comments too pls)

‘CAUGHT’ — MATTHEW STURNIOLO

☆ pairing. Matthew Sturniolo x Fem! Reader

☆ summary. In which Matt gets caught acting like he’s giving you backshots in the back of a wednesday video

☆ requested. Yes by anon

☆ warnings. suggestive, established relationship, filming, cussing.

☆ word count. 383

☆ A/N. masterpiece idea love a good fake backshot moment

The various sounds around you can invoke a mix of emotions; they can make you smile, yet also frustrate you to the point of wanting to rip your hair out.

The sounds are your boyfriend and his brothers trying to cook for a YouTube video they are supposed to upload that Wednesday.

There's a mixture of excitement, fear, and yelling coursing through the kitchen as you try to watch your show before having to take your cake out of the oven in about 10 more minutes which you can strongly smell over the boys cooking.

You love to bake and cook, it's probably one of your favorite things.

And you're glad you are there because the boys would just order DoorDash all the time if you weren't.

And they also greatly appreciate the cooking you do.

10 minutes pass by and they are still being their chaotic selves in the kitchen, what sucks for them is you have to go take your cake out because it's done.

You pause your show and make your way to the oven, you're seen in the background at the background of the frame, but it's not like the fans don't know who you are.

You grab your oven mitts and open the over to reveal a perfectly crisp cake that fills the room in a aroma of sweet, you lean over to grab it but when you do you feel hands on your waist.

You don't think anything of it but then you feel a thrust of hips smack into yours and course of laughter followed by it.

It somewhat pushes you into the oven but not enough where you touch the hot racks of it.

You lean up and set the cake on top of the oven and turn around to yell at Matt.

“Damn you Matthew you could’ve made me burn myself.” you yell out.

“Sorry baby that ass just looked to good all bent over!” he says laughing.

Comments:

user1: THE WAY HE DIRTY TALKED HER

user2: damn she’s lucky

user3: not her yelling at him I would’ve moaned

user4: that cake actually looks good asf

user5: looks like he might be eating her like that cake from the looks of it

Tag list: @sturnsforlife, @freshloveee , @carringtonsgf , @delusional-4-fake-people , @chr1sgirl4life, @certifiedstarrr, @l34n , @sturnthepot, @jamiesturniolo, @mattsturnihoe, @cindylcuwho, @sturniololvrrr @slutforsturniolos @yourgirlkalii , @sturniolo-wife

TRUTH DARE SPIN BOTTLES

so high school is so matt coded PLEASEEE i cant stop thinking about going to his lacrosse games and wearing his jersey omg.

times like this that i BADLY want to be matt’s highschool classmate so i get to cheer him on his games 😞

i can never not associate so high school with him now