*in A Really Bad Mr Beast Voice*

*in a really bad Mr Beast voice*

What's up guys? Today I have a giant, impossible hedge maze. I'm going to trap my friends inside it and give them 24 hours to solve it, if they don't solve it I'll release the tigers on them

Here to make Armadillo an ace thing

a while back i posted screenshots of a conversation with a demi friend who afaik is otherwise cishet and extremely not on tumblr. i guess he's just gonna be a recurring character on this blog.

here is me (badly) explaining the deal with unicorns and dragons to him, and a message he had for acespecs in response.

make armadillo ace a thing. do it for him.

I hate tall people. My short ass was waiting to board the bus and turned around and this fucking giant was behind me. Scared the crap out of me

I just had to explain Among Us to my dad. End me

You can trust any Undertale character with your drink but always hand your drink to either Undyne or Papyrus.

Undyne will murder anyone who dares touch your drink and Papyrus is so determined, he would not let that drink leave his sight even after you take it back.

So when a cat goes up to strangers and licks them and lies on them "it's cute" and "a sign of trust"

But when i do it it's "inappropriate" and "i need to leave the funeral"