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Here to make Armadillo an ace thing
a while back i posted screenshots of a conversation with a demi friend who afaik is otherwise cishet and extremely not on tumblr. i guess he's just gonna be a recurring character on this blog.
here is me (badly) explaining the deal with unicorns and dragons to him, and a message he had for acespecs in response.
make armadillo ace a thing. do it for him.
Let's take it from the top
Hear me out...a magician who uses his magic tricks for petty crimes
He's sitting on the train when he hears "tickets" from down the carrige. He panics as he realises he's lost his ticket. The voice approaches him and he comes up with an idea.
Conductor: ticket please sir
The magician, patting himself down: i swear i had it on me
Conductor: you'll have to get off at the next stop if you've lost it
Magician: can i quickly check under your hat?
Conductor, knowing how the trick will work as millions of magicians have done this before: fine
The magician takes the conductor's hat off the conductor and feels inside it, finding a ticket
Magician, showing the ticket: i knew it was in there
Conductor: thank you, sir, now please return my hat
Magician: i never said the trick was done
He summons his apprentice out of nowhere (she was just sitting next to him)
Magician: i'll now hand your hat to my lovely apprentice right here and with one simple word, it'll vanish before your very eyes
The conductor just watches, tired of magicians making his hat vanish. The magician hands the hat to his apprentice and waves his hands around
Magician: RUN!
The apprentice sprints down the train
Conductor: she stole my hat
Magician: no, no. She made it vanish
Conductor: i'm calling the cops
Help, my dumbass read that as "a baby cricket" and i was about to defend baby crickets
I once saw a baby eat a cricket, it was fucking disgusting
I'm going to start accusing actors of putting on an act for TV
My only goal in life is to preform at a music festival, meet the other preformers there, ask them what they do for a living and be like "oh my god, saammee" when they say music
Why do I always have the best jokes when no one is around?
Example, there's a spider vibing in my bathroom and I looked at it, threw finger guns at it and said "I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me. But I will hurt myself"
I'm on a really strict vegan diet right now but I'm finding it really hard
The vegans are so hard to catch
So when a cat goes up to strangers and licks them and lies on them "it's cute" and "a sign of trust"
But when i do it it's "inappropriate" and "i need to leave the funeral"
I like to think whenever Toriel says she needs to do something and leaves, she's sprinting to beat you there
"Sorry, my child, i need to do something" she proceeds to fucking sprint downstairs
I was so very wrong. I am sorry I was a doubter
!!Spoilers for The Owl House!!
I don't see Hunter x Willow. I've never seen it. I highly doubt there will be any time to develop their relationship and if they do end up together it'll feel rushed. We have 2 episodes left and the group still need to
- find Eda and King
- defeat Belos
- defeat the Collector
- find a way to the human realm
I highly doubt Hillow or Wunter or whatever it's called will happen
Dana Terrace should make an Owl House comic series. She'll be able to do all those side adventures she wanted to do, more character development, we'll get the beach episode, and we won't get (What I'm guessing will be) a rushed ending.
*in a really bad Mr Beast voice*
What's up guys? Today I have a giant, impossible hedge maze. I'm going to trap my friends inside it and give them 24 hours to solve it, if they don't solve it I'll release the tigers on them
You can trust any Undertale character with your drink but always hand your drink to either Undyne or Papyrus.
Undyne will murder anyone who dares touch your drink and Papyrus is so determined, he would not let that drink leave his sight even after you take it back.
!!OWL HOUSE S3 E2 SPOILERS!!
I know we've just met Stringbean but I will kill for her. She is perfect and I love her.
I hate tall people. My short ass was waiting to board the bus and turned around and this fucking giant was behind me. Scared the crap out of me
!!Spoilers for The Owl House!!
I don't see Hunter x Willow. I've never seen it. I highly doubt there will be any time to develop their relationship and if they do end up together it'll feel rushed. We have 2 episodes left and the group still need to
- find Eda and King
- defeat Belos
- defeat the Collector
- find a way to the human realm
I highly doubt Hillow or Wunter or whatever it's called will happen
I've been playing Undertale again recently and discovered that not only am i
A. Pretty decent at it
But also
B. A complete dumbass who had one death and that was to Muffet
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