I Dont Know What They Did To My Man

I don’t know what they did to my man

But thank you

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Let me tell you something

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!

IF A MAN LIKE SO HA SHOWS UP IN FRONT OF ME AND SAYS “Date me” I AIN’T THINKING ABOUT IT TWICE. 

You know what I would do? Because this is how it would go:

“Will you date me?” 

I stare in shock, wondering what the heck is going on. Is this real? Is this a dream? This doesn’t happen to me. I’m not this lucky. But my parents have always said that I should grab opportunities by the tail. “Una oportunidad como esa no se repite dos veces”, an opportunity like that one doesn’t repeat itself. And if this is not the opportunity they’re talking about, then I don’t know what is. 

“Okay,” I say, his eyes shining in wonder. 

“Jus like that?” I nod at his astounded laugh. 

“Just like that. This may be a lie, but I’ll take it. I can’t get to know you once we start dating.” 

THAT’S HOW IT WOULD HAPPEN FOR ME. 

I NEED THIS KIND OF STUFF IN MY LIFE. 

WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE MY TURN!? 

The inexplicable urge that I have to hug my inexistent boyfriend like this

Marry my husband

Her: Oh, I love Dynamite

Him: I have special feelings for Spring day

Me: Hold up one minute because something seems wrong

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