NO NO THEY DOD NOT END NIGHT HAS COME LIKE THAT

NO NO THEY DOD NOT END NIGHT HAS COME LIKE THAT

I wanted to answer this but, I am deeply sorry, I don't know what you mean.

Let me tell you something

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!

IF A MAN LIKE SO HA SHOWS UP IN FRONT OF ME AND SAYS “Date me” I AIN’T THINKING ABOUT IT TWICE. 

You know what I would do? Because this is how it would go:

“Will you date me?” 

I stare in shock, wondering what the heck is going on. Is this real? Is this a dream? This doesn’t happen to me. I’m not this lucky. But my parents have always said that I should grab opportunities by the tail. “Una oportunidad como esa no se repite dos veces”, an opportunity like that one doesn’t repeat itself. And if this is not the opportunity they’re talking about, then I don’t know what is. 

“Okay,” I say, his eyes shining in wonder. 

“Jus like that?” I nod at his astounded laugh. 

“Just like that. This may be a lie, but I’ll take it. I can’t get to know you once we start dating.” 

THAT’S HOW IT WOULD HAPPEN FOR ME. 

I NEED THIS KIND OF STUFF IN MY LIFE. 

WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE MY TURN!? 

The inexplicable urge that I have to hug my inexistent boyfriend like this

Sooooo, I am currently watching Harry potter and the order of the phoenix, and sOMETHING CAUGHT MY ATTENTION

While our dear boy Harry is being possessed by strange fetus/snake

He started having memories of his friends and family. You know, the pretty scene where love conquers all once again

And I just realized that with this memory

and the sound of Hermione's laugh

He came back

Like, her laugh brought him back

And I think that is so pretty

I am not shipping them, That is a ship I do not ride (I'm Dramione and Fremione) but it's just so lovely

I am...I DO HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS, OKAY?!

I don't post stuff like this but this had my mind imagining a thousand scenarios where y/n listened to this and one won, and it's this one.

Y/N is with her friends, she's just there chilling and when he send the audio, she puts one of her headphones on -Because he is famous and MUSIC- so she plays the audio and then the freaking moans start. She stares at the screen in shock because:

Freaking Channie is moaning.

The audio is not coming though her headphones.

Once the initial shock is gone, she tries to turn the audio off but her screen is locked, now she is trying to unlock the phone but then the moan becomes a whimper and the phone slips from her hands and falls to the floor.

She curses and jumps to the floor to try and grab the phone but all her friends are either laughing or trying to get her phone and once one of her friends passes her the phone while lowering the volume, it takes her forever to unlock the phone because the sound of his moans and whimpers is haunting her to death.

Extra credits if they are not a couple but best friends and he moaned and whimpered her name sometimes.

So now our dear Y/N is wishing for death before her horniness takes over.

The end.

[SMUT AUDIO]

Channie wanted to send you their new song but accidentally sent you this audio instead (♡´艸`)

DudeEEEEEE

Mood

I need someone to tell me wtf is wrong with me because I can’t get a bf