If You Ever Want A REAL Energy Drink, Go For A Rockstar I Drank Like Half A Can And I Shook For The Rest

if you ever want a REAL energy drink, go for a rockstar I drank like half a can and I shook for the rest of the day i can only imagine what a WHOLE can could do

probably give me a heart attack

listening to “inherit nothing” and thinkin about equius. I honestly don’t get why people like him. Like, the only reason i can think of is that he’s their patron troll, but I mean, his sole redeeming feature is his relationship with nepeta. He’s a creep who is obsessed with horse genitals. he is a racist, or i guess a classist cuz hemospectrum shiz. He literally forced aradia to like him, and only did it because he had the ability to force her into being what he thought was “acceptable.” yeah, he has cute moments with nepeta, but he was still controlling and tried to force his hemo-values on her. 

not to mention that he valued the hemospectrum more than nepeta, and his life, because, lets face it, if he had made an attempt, he couldve knocked Gamzee out effortlessly, even with an arrow in his knee. And because he didn’t, both he and sweet, precious nepeta died.

so you know those fuckers that never grew out of their MLP phase. The Brony community. I have nothing against them, but who the fuck said, “hey let’s group those in with the punks and goths and scenes and emos??????”

because apparently they’re a alternative subculture, like all the ones previously mentioned. 

Almonds are mammals because they produce milk

If you can’t acknowledge when your favorite character does something wrong, you’re a simp, not a fan.