So Today This Kid Yelled Nani The Fuck?!? In The Middle Of A Test And I Felt Compelled To Share This

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

did you try mixing the kibble into the wet food? We had to do that with our cats.

I generally despise the attitude of “this is America speak English” bc other people’s language choices and abilities are none of my fucking business on top of English not even being native to this land, but in this one specific instance I really wish my cat would learn some damn English

Welcome to today’s episode of DO I HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM OR ARE THEY JUST NICE TO ME?!

Never forget those three times nature just said “fuck you” to the irish.

i feel bad for my mother because the only thing giving her peace is the idea that I just choose not to use my braincells when the reality is that i have killed them with stupid stunts, non-concussion head injuries, and the constant descision to take melatonin to go to sleep at night and chugging monsters as i crawl into bed in hopes of sleep.

I fucking love helluva boss. it’s so chaotic

like the new episode:

Moxxie: You’ve had us tied up for hours and you havent even had us confirm what we are

Agent Two: what are you

Moxxie: im a ViRgO