*visibly Shaking* I Am So Normal About This Piece Of Media You Dont Even Know

*visibly shaking* i am So Normal about this piece of media you Don’t Even Know

POV: you are percy (taken from that one onion article about what not to say to someone who comes out to you)

People definitely think Vampire! Thade is joking about it and pulls out certain "gotcha" cards.

He's not allergic to garlic, he loves it, and they go "you can't be a vampire!"

He's not got red eyes or anything, so they go "that's a normal man".

He's not trying to hide it but at the same time, he has features that throw people off. He has heatstroke and gets sunburnt but people still say "no, you're just a normal man"

Heartfelt has healing magic, specifically tears and blood. A friend of mine has known my hc for months. And when he's being self destructive in any way, his tears burn him like acid. He deserves that imo

*sips tea of fax*

It has spoken, May I have a H5 with a rickroll and maybe either skin Taker or poppy as the character?

this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

good morning i come bearing calvery headcanons

is half abyssian. is the son of two blacksmiths who fell in love. they were rivals originally but ended up combining their trade and working together. he has a brother named atlas who continues the family business

going off of this, he speaks abyssian. him and percy (who learned it from thade) speak it together (they shit talk people together this way)

hella strong intimidating vibes, but it’s because he’s EERILY quiet around most people. but when he gets to know someone he NEVER shuts up around them

big guy. he’s around 6’6 and is pretty built (muscle + chub). also fucking RADIATES heat since his mom was a magma variant of abyssian. didn’t inherit many abyssian traits however (including magic. he’s tried but he’s got nothing. however like the magma abyssians he Is resistant to fire)

the reason that calvery got betrayed by the rubberfishes is because he saved a kid (nathan) from skintaker. the two of them have a really strong father-son relationship and cal would do ANYTHING to keep him safe

speaking of the rubberfishes, he originally got tangled up with them because his father owed horace money. he joined the crew in hopes that in exchange for work, horace would forgive his father’s debt (spoiler: He Did Not)

cal’s slowly mellowed out overtime. he used to be super on edge and aggressive with the laughingstock, but he definitely cares a great deal for all of them