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yeah.. i can call him rodya... we’re j close like that idk…
shoutout to all the aces that used to think they were bisexuals/pansexuals. i was there too
ID: a digital comic that consists of three panels, featuring an anthropomorphic cat. In the first panel, the cat is doing some math in their mind, their thought bubble reads "Attraction to boys = 0; attraction to girls = 0; 0 = 0". In the second panel, the cat smiles at the camera while raising their index finger, saying "I'm bisexual!" with a bisexual pride flag below. The third panel has the cat turning around and moving their fists thriumphantly, shouting "Yes! I figured it out!"; on their back, an asexual pride flag is stuck with tape, but they don't realize. Yet. End ID.
*adds random fight over a mistake, ending up in a divorce.*
"𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓸𝓷, 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭, 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓰."
my sensitive emo son just called me a bitch hit his weed pen before storming off & then posted these pictures to his 1.3k follower instagram page
I'd kill myself honestly
(but im a secret third thing)
might even be better than morning skinny
Its not even funny how real this is
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