Why Are Portkeys The Most Random Ass Shit Ever???(both In Canon And Fanfiction)

why are portkeys the most random ass shit ever???(both in canon and fanfiction)

random plastic cup? a bucket? an old barely holding together dirty ass shoe? a piece of ribbon? a crystal? a batton?? a dead fucking body????

just- hello?? can we- idfk...

(the last tags continue my.. thoughts)

THAT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND TOO FJSHDKFB

but wtf honestly y DO they all have a flower on em?? i was so fucking confused for a hot sec.. i think i even aborted coming on here. and then ofc forgot about the app for like 10 more days

i come on here when i've become sick of reading fanfiction, watching youtube and playing all the games that i go on for a time or two and then uninstall =>=

this is so periodtrackerappcore of them

just witnessed smth hilarious in [New] Club Penguin

(but i'm too lazy to write it all again so here, take my snap explaining it)

let me help and join you in your endeavor for this noble goal🙏🏻

the fact that i haven't even watched 3 full apisodes and all my knowledge about the series comes from fanfics.. well.. i'm probably not the only one...?

fully considering placing a photo of myself, some graveyard dirt and a bone from a black cat in a box and burying it in the middle of a crossroads so I can trade my soul for a sixth season of bbc merlin where merthur becomes canon

Sorry I haven't replied I forgot I'm a person

me: yes i love this canon character, they're a fine character, absolutely no flaws in canon

also me sometimes: *searches (insert the fine character) bashing fics* but drama? that i sometimes love even more