Let Me Help And Join You In Your Endeavor For This Noble Goal

let me help and join you in your endeavor for this noble goal🙏🏻

the fact that i haven't even watched 3 full apisodes and all my knowledge about the series comes from fanfics.. well.. i'm probably not the only one...?

fully considering placing a photo of myself, some graveyard dirt and a bone from a black cat in a box and burying it in the middle of a crossroads so I can trade my soul for a sixth season of bbc merlin where merthur becomes canon

why are portkeys the most random ass shit ever???(both in canon and fanfiction)

random plastic cup? a bucket? an old barely holding together dirty ass shoe? a piece of ribbon? a crystal? a batton?? a dead fucking body????

just- hello?? can we- idfk...

(the last tags continue my.. thoughts)

i've read more than 3000 fanfics

should i be proud of myself? who knows? i don't.

but i'm congratulating myself *pats my shoulder and promises a cookie in the future*

those are only on AO3 and some of them are series(so 2+ fics). i've atleast a hundred more on wattpad + some on ff.net

it's been.. what? when did i start reading fanfics? 2yrs ago? more? my tumblr blog is 2yrs old.. so a bit longer?? idfk

now what am i meant to do(except ofc continue reading more fics(obviously))?

sometime last year i had this thought..

all the minions are guys.. right?..

how do they reproduce(is that the word)? ..how long do they live?... how did they- did they just pop up? out of nowhere????

actually.. why do they like the bad guys? and bananas? (they did like bananas right?)

THAT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND TOO FJSHDKFB

but wtf honestly y DO they all have a flower on em?? i was so fucking confused for a hot sec.. i think i even aborted coming on here. and then ofc forgot about the app for like 10 more days

i come on here when i've become sick of reading fanfiction, watching youtube and playing all the games that i go on for a time or two and then uninstall =>=

this is so periodtrackerappcore of them

no but like i'm weak in the knees for the total crack and chaos that Tom and Harry, who have lived who knows how many lives and are finally born as themselves again, unleash on the whole wizarding population

just mad chackling, kicking my feet, wheezing and snorting and whatnot through the whole night while reading that shit

somehow haven't actually seen that many of those. just remember reading one on ao3(prob) and miraculously found a gem on wattpad(sometimes i just get the urge to read fics on there yknow?(ao3 is a godess, ff.net is.. well it is and there are many fics that are also on ao3 and sometimes you have to escape the heaven for some rebelling but hhhh. BUT wattpad is my origin.. as it is for many of us and.. hm.. well ^^'))

SO if anyone has seen any more of those or just has some delicious crack where tomarry mess with everyone? i'm in the mood for that rn